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Odessans are not accustomed to climb his words:. A great sense of humor in their blood

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• -. Monia, dear, how old, how many winters! Maybe for a drink brandy at my expense?
  - And why not ?!
  - Well, there is no way
• -! Rozochka! And we drink anything there?
  - There is. Ceylon Tea has.
  - And something stronger
  ? - Well, take a new bag
• -. Izzy, you've got
  ? - No work is ...
• - Sarah, how much you weigh
  ? - The glasses - 120 kilograms
  . - And without points
  ? - Without glasses I can not see numbers
  
  
  
  
  • After surgery the doctor tells the patient:
    . - I'll send to you the night nurse
    . Solomon Markovich, almost inaudibly:
    - Doctor, sometime after the next time I have today hurts -! You know, Chaim, if we choose between Parkinson's and Alzheimer's, Parkinson's, I would have chosen
    . - Why
    - It is better to throw on a little vodka than to forget where you put the whole bottle music teacher said to the disciple:
    ! - Monya, I warn you: if you do not behave as it should be, I'll tell your parents that you have talent
  • - Semen Markovich, if you costly lessons Sarochka piano. ?
    - Quite the contrary. They helped me for half the price to buy the adjacent apartment.
    
    
    
    
    • Evening at Rabinovich. The hostess brings one of the ladies a plate of cakes.
      - Thank you, I've already eaten one
      . - Well, let's say, not one, but four, but who says you
    • -?! Haim, whom you work
      ? - I do not work
      . - What are you doing
      ? -. Nothing
      - Hmm, well, lesson ...
      - But what kind of competition
    • -! Sarah and Shaw vie themselves from such a sad
      ? - That I still thought my Izzy - the keeper of the family hearth
      . - And he sho
      ? - And it is his poker two fire ruffled
    • Bank in Odessa!. An employee opened the cash box:
      - Would you like something
      ? Rabinovich, very friendly:
      - All the best
      
      
      
      
      • - Rose Moiseevna, and what do you like more: hot tea or hot man - That all the same! Mene only be good sweat
      • -! Say Mony as wood can be found, where the north and south where
        ? - I beg of you! Christmas tree - the north, palm - south
      • - And remember, Fima:. Man necessarily need a wife, because still not everything can be blamed on the government
        
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