On the fly

At the beer festival, there was only one porta-potty, which surpassed "Avatar" in box office revenueVanya put on his wool sweater so quickly that he was electrocutedVova, I've known you for 7 years. Tell me, who wears your shirts when they're clean? Yandex Maps, Yandex Money, Yandex Two BarrelsPigeons, having eaten grain near a chemical plant, melted the Lenin monumentTo get everything done, I need to wake up early tomorrow. For example, around 1971Mom, why do all the kids eat cotton candy, and I eat regular candy?Two weeks until payday, and there's nothing left to shit withYour child will last longer if you give him to the navyWhen I'm too lazy to shave, I look in the mirror and say to myself, "Today I am Wolverine"People are like trees. They fall to the ground after 3-4 axe blows