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• On the meat is brought to the pavilion is a woman laden with shopping bags, stopped at the counter with a pig's head, staring at her looks and issues:
  - Oh, I forgot to buy cigarettes husband! During the marriage vocabulary Sofas reduced to rolling of eyes.
  
  
  
  
  • ... And they lived with Rose happily ever after 60 years. 3 years happily and 57 long. - Sarochka, listen to my mother! If your friend is no longer shave every day, change socks, to apologize, to pay compliments, give flowers - everything ... calm down ... it's yours!
  • - Celia, you have a shred of conscience is? !
    - Yes, you sho ... Monia, still instill? Five-year Sofochka moan:
    - Mom, Mom, can you give me candy?
    - Can.
    - And yet we are waiting for Shaw?
    
    
    
    
    • - I always eat much when nervous.
      - Judging by your figure, little Sophie, a quiet life you do not know. - Dear sho most important thing in female beauty?
      - Mouth!
      - Shape, color, size? ..
      - No. The main thing shoby it was closed. - Boris M., I did hear that you have a granddaughter was born! Certainly it looks like my grandmother - Rosa Samuilovna? ​​
      - Sho you say? Begin to talk - then we'll see.
    • - Madame short, interested in ask: How old are you?
      - 85.
      - Oh-wei! And you drink, smoke?
      - Of course! Otherwise, I never shall die ...
      
      
      
      
      • - You want to marry my daughter ?!
        - Yes.
        - Come on, Rose! To us came some crazy! «Behind every great man is a great woman." Tackie yes, these women are able to sneak up on. On the date Rabinowitz asks Sarah:
        - You probably love to draw?
        - Yes, Yasha, and how did you know?
        - As the eyebrows seen! - My husband is not interested in me as a woman.
        - Try to put on some sexy black lingerie.
        - I already did that. He put down the newspaper and said, "Taki who died?» Sarochka Fima have won a large sum of money. And not to give Schaub, married him.
        
        
        
        
        • In tears Cara reproachfully says to her husband:
          - You do not even want to know why I'm crying? Do you want to tell?
          - Do not! I do not have that kind of money! Fira several times sat on a diet. And every time - past. - Fima, I'm fat?
          - Sho you, Lucy! No of course! You're just a very noticeable! - Monya, go eat! I stabbed herring. - Rosa L., when old age comes?
          - When the cosmetic turns into a first aid kit.
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