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• - Rebbe, people say that you have taught his wife Sarah to play poker.
  - Did so. And not a bit sorry. Yesterday I beat her half of his salary!
  Celia was wearing a new dress and is spinning at the mirror:
  - Fima, as I have?
  - A little bit bored ... And nothing!
  - Izzy, anywhere I will not go with you!
  - Rosette, and what, then, are you so dressed up and make up?
  - And for all to see, what beauty you will not go!
  
  
  
  
  • - Hello, Fima, we will soon be in Israel.
    - Shaw vie say! When arriving?
    - Fima, I look like a fool? We still want to catch you at home.
    - Monya, but as you celebrate birthdays in the family?
    - Very simply: birthday Sarochka - in the restaurant, and my - red pencil on the calendar.
    - Faechka you so much you eat as if you already have married.
    
    
    
    
    • - Rose, and what would you like to get a gift for my birthday?
      - Oh, Semotchka, I do not care. The main thing that the fur exactly reflected in diamonds earrings!
      - Oh, Fimochka, you are over forty, and you're not married!
      - Aunt Sima, I beg you, there has to someone to be happy and to be born!
      - Sarochka, dear! Do not be silent at me!
      
      
      
      
      • - Izechka! In two dumpling on a fork still uncivilized.
        - A sho do Rosa Moiseevna? Three still can choke!
        - Rabinovich! Your daughter is already married?
        - Taki no!
        - And so sho?
        - Oh, she's too smart, Schaub marry that idiot, Shaw agrees to marry her!
        
        
        
        
        • - Mom, well enough to still have the night to conceal my blanket!
          - Son, you can catch a cold ...
          - But you disclose my wife!
          - Monya, sho to do if you go to a woman, and it began to pester the bullies?
          - Shaw?
          - Run! And remember: many beautiful girls, and you have one mom!
          
          
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