Odessa - a special city. On the unique humor and slang famous legends of its people, write books and make films. In Odessa citizens have their own opinions about everything - and the relationship between man and woman is no exception.
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- Go Abraham and Sarah to the wedding:
- Abram, how much do you put in the envelope?
- Wait a minute, and that the envelope itself is nothing worth? - Good evening, Sarah Abramovna! How is your headache?
- Oh, gone to play cards ... - Sam, you would have bought me a flower ...
- Why, Celia, you're kind of still living? - I heard your Sarah get married.
- Yes, a little.
- - Sonia! This guy after all cross-eyed, lame and bald, do not marry him!
- And I did not need a handsome man!
- I'm not about that - pity him, and so he got out of life ... - Semen Markovich, you know, Shaw is the lie detector?
- Oh, Benny, said Shaw know - it's nothing to say!
- And Shaw, did you see him?
- That sho saw there! Me has managed to marry him! - Boris is living with his young wife?
- Not all so good. It requires money, and in the morning, day and night.
- What does she do with so much money?
- And who will give them to her?
- The wife of her husband:
- Joseph! I will make you very happy right now!
Husband:
- Sarah! Mina will miss you very much! - Sofochka, ve still know sho your husband runs for young girls?
- Oh, do not do my nerves! My dog runs the machines, but that does not mean sho if it will catch up, then sit behind the wheel! - Rose, do you think, if the husband is not Alain Delon, the same can be expected that there will be a beautiful children?
- I beg you - you are, thank God, live in a free country ... - Semen Markovich, I hear your rose plays the flute, although I always played the piano?
- Did so, barely persuaded!
- And the difference?
- Playing the piano, she still has the ability to also sing yourself!
- - Khaya Solomonovna you do not mind now dine together?
- With pleasure, Abram Ilich.
- Then you have exactly seven. - Oh, Yasha, as you have yourself? They say you have successfully married? Who introduced you to your wife?
- I do not blame anyone ... In Odessa restaurant there is a poster: "We have new leadership." Regular customer asks the waiter:
- What Aron Moiseevich quit?
- No, but he's married. - Sofa, why did you take off your glasses when it comes to your fiance?
- I'm prettier without glasses, and he, too ...
- - Sam, did you hear from the Rabinowitz ran wife?
- And how did he?
- Well, now it is more or less calmed down, and the first was overjoyed. - Monya, how you feel about your wife?
- As for our power. A little afraid, a little love, a little bit like the other. Yasha tells among friends about yesterday's quarrel with his wife.
- And for whom it was the last word?
- Clear business - me! - Proudly says Jascha. - I said, "Well, buy».
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