Odessa family - it's like that

Humor Odessites always sparkling and life. Residents of this southern city are able not only to make fun of each other, but over a.

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• - Izzy, take the child to football!
  - What for? It is still small.
  - Well, sho, he just yells! The newlyweds breakfast:
  - Honey, I do not do well to prepare only cake and fried fish.
  - Musenka, my love, over time, you still know each delicious, and now I still want to know, I sho it - cake or fried fish?!
• Monya why you so sad?
  - I bought the same to his son a pair of new shoes, and told him to walk two steps to keep the shoes longer.
  - Well, what happened?
  - This idiot instead of two crossed just three steps and tore his pants himself! Over the years, a strong love for his wife Nahum Lazarevic turned into culinary and consumer relationship.
  
  
  
  
  • - Yasha, we're still the most unhappy people!
    - Firochka, why do you think so?
    - We live by the sea, we even have nowhere to go on vacation!
  • Parting words from Monet's grandson women Basi:
    - Monechka! To find the princess, you need to kiss a frog and not sleep with all of the same swamp.
  • - My husband and I planned for tomorrow an extraordinary Day of Accord and Reconciliation.
    - It's like?
    - We go to the store. I try on - he agrees! - Madame short, interested in ask: How old are you?
    - 85 ...
    - Oh-wei! And you drink, smoke?
    - Of course! And I never shall die.
    
    
    
    
    • rose after shower looking in the mirror:
      - Sёmochka, to be honest: I'm terrible without makeup?
      - Rose, to be honest, I love you and cosmetics afraid.
      
      - Fima, what do you think about sex?
      - Oh, Monya does not bother me! I have 12 children - I have no time to engage in theory!
    • dying wife at the old Jew:
      - Abraham, you get married after my death?
      - No, Sarochka you! Do not get married!
      - But why? You're still a man at least where?
      - Because I'm not better than you found the same ... And I do not want. - Senya, sho you run around like an idiot with that flyswatter?
      - Rose, do not bother mine! I killed five still flies ... Three males and two females!
      - I beg you! How did you know ?!
      - A sho here to learn? Three - on the bank of beer and two - on the phone ... The hour of the night. Mony shouts of bedrooms:
      - Honey, you finally come to me ?!
      Rose, not looking up from the computer:
      - Now, yeah, threw all the classmates and ran to you!
      
      
      
      
      • - Rose, in our area, and only talk about the fact sho you cheated on me.
        - It is - true.
        - And they say to you sho goes some Italian sailor?
        - And this - absolutely not true! - Oh, your lips red! And these same breast as peaches! And what a delicate tummy ... Oh, and this round navel! And then ...
        - Esja, I beg you! We are still engaged in love today or conduct an inventory?! - Monia, I gave your jeans to our neighbor.
        - This is in honor of what ?!
        - Well, they still do not like you.
        - So Shaw ?! Give now give up the neighbor your mother. The Little Izzy did not shout in a toy store: "Buy!" He started with abstract themes, such as: "Daddy, your childhood, too, was heavy and joyless?»
      • Celia leaves the beauty salon. Zalman, looking at her, muttering:
        - Well, still ... at least I try ... - rosette, I realized that I was still time to change something in my life!
        - And sho now? You sit on the television and you will be playing on the couch? - Abrash, I'm not saying I sho you the best?
        - No!
        - Shaw is it, and who am I to say it yesterday?
        
        
        
        
        • Zalman Rima and live in perfect harmony: the same tastes, the same ideas, the same desires. Only Ziama took five years to adapt to it. - Sarochka maybe give up a home phone? We almost do not use it!
          - Fima! That you do not use! You spent the whole day at work. And I'm calling from your home on your mobile to find out where he is! - Fima, for such little pay sho I have? Stove and bed with a view of your back! And so every day!
          - And sho do?
          - Look for work. Yes, such Schaub, I feel like a woman!
          - And what should this work?
          - With a lot of money and a long trip. - Celia, daughter, listen! Her husband not to bring to a boil, and then it can evaporate!
          
          
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