Masterpieces of world literature in Twitter format

The author of «The Little Book Of Twitter» Tim Collins somehow decided to shrink the masterpieces of world classics to 140 characters, that is, to standard tweet. It happened like this:

"Pride and Prejudice" Jane Austen: "The girl meets a man named Darcy. It sounds awful, but actually he is very cute. They get married ».

"Hamlet": "The mother of one of the Danish Man marries his brother murdered father. He sees the ghost of his father. Everyone dies. Bummer ».

But our Internet users have decided to go ahead and write his abridged version of the classic works. And I must tell you, they did not worse, and often - even better! So today - a brief crash course in classical and world literature in Twitter format.





1. "Twilight" by Stephenie Meyer

The book is about the love of tasty and healthy food, told on behalf of the food.


2. "Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets", J.. Rowling

The protagonist during the school year unravels the mystery of a female toilet, forever closed for repairs.


3. "The Cherry Orchard," Chekhov

You have heard, it is with a garden sold! Yes, what you say, it is with a garden sold? Oh, sorry, it is with a garden sold.


4. "Ten Little Indians" by Agatha Christie

Justice has triumphed. All died. No one was hurt nigger.


5. "Eugene Onegin," Pushkin

The story in verse about whether or not a woman to make the first move if she liked the man.


6. "Mumu," Ivan Turgenev

Dogs with a stone around his neck did not swim, even a dog.


7. "Yes, pray, love", E. Gilbert

Razvedenka goes to ice jams in Italy, atone for their sins in India and finds a new man in Bali.


8. "Woe from Wit" Griboyedov

No good is the ride for my country, for a childhood friend who wanted to get married so.


9. "Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne

The book is about the benefits of a visa-free regime.


10. "Wii", Nikolai Gogol

A failed attempt of a young ambitious graduate of the seminary to become an exorcist. Read the night.


11. "Time Traveler's Wife," Audrey Niffenegger

Novel about who will never come to his mother on pancakes time.


12. "Crime and Punishment" by F. Dostoevsky

Application Benefit annihilation of large animals lice improvised means. Edited by RR Raskolnikov