Ireland - a harsh land where even the tales about leprechauns gold saturated with a simple unpretentious humor. These people do not ask questions about the search for meaning in life. He knows exactly how to live: honestly, without unnecessary worry, and most importantly - fun and cunning. To have something to remember for a beer and something to tell the grandchildren.
Website relished daring Irish philosophy.
- good laugh and plenty sleep - these are the two best cure for any ailment.
- Three kinds of men who do not understand women: young, old and middle-aged .
- From the feminine beauty cauldron boils, but without it is full.
- Let every day of your life together will be worse than the next.
- Scary is not to die, but afraid not to live.
- Before marrying her eyes wide open, after his marriage - close.
- If the whiskey can not cure the disease - it is hopeless. < /
- We are not retreating - we are stepping in the other direction.
- It is better to go back to the middle of the ford than drown.
- If the cat is long waits mouse from mink, then she has every chance of success.
- Baba and ... can handle.
- When God made time, he made it enough.
- Earnings men could not see on his clothes and on the clothes of his wife.
- Love at first sight often comes at twilight.
- Three things should not boast : the size of the purse, the beauty of his wife, and the taste of its beer.
- In the world, only one can be better than a good wife - no wife.
- Three things you should not do : throw a stone into the water, be advised that some angry woman and talk to a fool.
- Smart diplomat always understand when you can send a man to the ..... and when to prepare for the worst .
- Love gone with his wife and a secret - his mother.
- If you love her, and dressed in rags, your love will live until the end of life.
- Better Minute be coward than a dead all my life.
- Try to slip into heaven half an hour before your death will know the devil.
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