768
Grandmother, overtaking and a bag
I'm walking down the street today, feeling great!) Then some grandma started to overtake me, so I decided to mess with her. She overtakes me, and I speed up, she realizes that she can't overtake me, and goes back behind me and walks behind me. I slow down a lot. She starts overtaking me again and I speed up again. I repeated this several times. And then she hit me on the head with her bag.
via overheard
