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With her daughter (3 years) to play role-playing games:
- I am a little titmouse. Chirp, Chirp. You, Mom, tit.
Comes Dad.
- And you, dad, big bruise!

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Grandmother grandson Victor Riddler (6 years):
- Red, cunning, enter the yard - all chickens recalculate. Who is it?
- A neighbor Aunt Galya!

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From the bathroom:
- Mom! Ma-ah-m! Give me a towel! I washed his feet ... and accidentally washed my head.

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- Mom, do you like to go barefoot?
- Yes, love.
- Then I went into your slippers.

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Tal returned from camps and shares his impressions:
- Imagine we have a boy eating grass!
- Maybe it was a sorrel?
- No, Dad, this boy was.

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A friend told me that recently saw a funny picture: little boy 5-6 years is a ridiculous dance step and sings a song playing from the car Verka Serduchka:
- I'm going to this all along suitcases ...

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Birthday my daughter. Clown holding a contest monkeys. Children pretending faces and freeze, and the birthday girl choose the best. All the children (9 people) are trying hard, but she chooses one boy. Clown announces:
- Hooray!!! The funniest smiley Andryusha!
All clap and continue to rave about, and Andrew in tears. I did start to calm down: - You won, you got all the funnier!
And he said to me:
- I have not posed as a face, I'm just standing-and-a-l!

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Daughter (4 years 3 months) with a godson walk in the playground, we are sitting on a bench godmother. Then my friend with the girl. I hear she asks:
- Where's your mother?
- On the bench, there sits.
- There's two mothers. Which is your?
- Well, there, you see a beautiful ... ( I slowly melt ) ... bag? Next to it sits my mother.

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We are going to yoga. Juliana (7 years old) is naughty in the spirit of "It's not going to wear! It is not compatible with this! ". Reproached her daughter:
- Juliana, you disgusting behaving!
Daughter surprised claps eyelashes:
- Why is it disgusting? The normal female behavior!

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For lunch cooked chicken in a cream sauce. Masha (6 years):
- Mom, myasko today delicious ... ( pause ) ... and this white space slime - too!

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Synulya (2 years) before bedtime nakupalis, played enough with toys. I stand wrapped in a towel. I told my husband:
- Bath is free.
A son:
- Yeah, Dad, go swimming, I'll leave toys out there.

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Go to the elevator. Vlad says (2 years 5 months):
- Do not touch the walls of his hands, there is a bad uncle pee.
The day came for a walk, call the elevator, the elevator door opened, the two men go. Vlad loudly:
- All? Already pee?

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Stack Anton (5 years) sleep. She sat next to kiss and was about to retire quietly.
- Mom - suddenly she stops me whisper falling asleep child - Mom, I have long wanted to tell you ...
- What, my little bird? - I bow to the ear of the child's pillow. - What do you want me to say?
- Mom, you're ... you're very ... very bad cook - and then hear dimensional sniff.

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Son called Leo, and it is a first grader. After the first school day Dad asks:
- Well, there are still lions in the classroom?
- Not-ee, Lviv is no more, but there's another boy with the same name.
- What?
- Well, it's his ... and ... Tigran!

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To defrost the freezer. I tell Andryukha (7 years):
- If you wish, you can gradually pull out the ice thawed ( I myself as a child loved to pick freezer ).
- And the wish will come true?
- In the sense?
- Well, you said yourself: if you want!

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My daughter will soon celebrate 5 years, preparing for the birthday. Today I say to her:
- Yaroslav, I congratulate you and will give gifts from the family. Do not then say that Senja ( Brother ) gave you nothing. It's from all of us, we are one family.
- Greedy?

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Sending his son out of the car to pick up a package of food.
I give you my keys and say:
- Do you remember how to open the trunk?
- Actually, I taught you how to open it! ..

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Excitedly trying to explain to a grandmother four-Anton, how to behave. Educability finish gives us calm and firm voice says:
- I'm not going to listen to the advice of the former girls.

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Amelia (4 years 6 months) I heard a song on the radio Musketeers. He walks around the apartment and sings:
- It is time, high time, rejoice in his lifetime beauty and cups, happy kick ...
My husband said that this version has the right to life.

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Christine (4 years), considering the grandmother's photo album, asks:
- Mom, when my grandmother was young, they have the whole world was black and white?

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Oleg (3 years 3 months) teach poetry does not consider it necessary to prefer to retell in their own words. Yesterday issued:
- Goes swinging. On the move sighs. All. Fell.

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Juliana (7 years old) decided to take a trip to the sea his faded cloth - a favorite toy Murochka. I'm appalled that you have to travel in the company of those Quasimodo. I beg his daughter to leave the house and take Murochka decent toy. Juliana is full of righteous anger:
- Mom, but what you do not understand! It will be sad to live without each other! And with whom I sleep under my arm?
- Take any other toy ...
- But Murochka've never been abroad, and she wanted to go there.
- Juliana, so people will see it - laugh or be scared to death!
Sadly looking at me, shaking his head reproachfully:
- Oh, Mom, Mom, those who know what love is, I do not condemn and understand!

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