Bright Kids pearls from real life - laughter and only!

Children as no one else able to use imagination to the full, to find a way out of any situation and be open-minded. They have a lot to learn:

• At the end of a quarter rating. Please show blog. Son:
  - Wait, look better, I can wiggle their ears
• The son of crossword puzzles: "Without it, not cook pancakes - four letters, the first M".. The child unhesitatingly wrote "Mama».
• Cyrus (4 years 11 months) sees his grandmother's photo in his youth. Asks:
  - Grandma, is that you
  ? -. Yes, I
  - You are so smooth was still
• I feed Rada (2 years 8 months) with spoons and persuade:
  ! - Well, let's for my mother, for the Innu
  ! Daughter chewed for five minutes, I say it again:
  - Come on now for a Luba
  ! Radmila, pointing at his mouth still full, says:
  - Wait. There's still Inna.
• For the first time I put on the son (4 years) vest. He was surprised: "Mom, I have that once in prison sat?!»
• Kate was 2 years old - a nice period property, when all 'mine' - my pot my dad, my toys, etc. Walk with dad in the backyard. Dad teases her:
  - My tree
  ! - No-oo, it's my tree
  ! - My shop
  ! - No-oo, it's my shop
  ! - My hydropower plant! - And waits as docha respond to the difficult and unfamiliar word
  . Katya thought and thought, and careless, so responsible:
  - And I do not need it and
• Togh Dad says: "Either you're going to sleep right now, or I will swear!". Toja (3, 5 years) looking at him carefully: "From this we do not want anything»
  
  
  
  
  • Anya. 4 years to see newly born kittens:
    - Oh, what pretty, so similar to mice, only in the face and it is determined that these are people
  • In the morning, putting his brother in the garden, put forth a riddle:
    ! - The early bird gets the children to bed prevents
    ? A slew:
    . - Mom
  • I collect her son for a walk, shoes boots, decided to accelerate the process to help:
    - Come on foot
    . The son leg raises, it seems to me that it is not that. I speak:
    - Let other
    ! He submits another. I understand that the first time he was right back to him:
    - Let other
    ! Son surprised looks around, shrugs and says:
    - And most do not have
  • Mom, why cats do not wash their paws after touched people
  • The sister fell? in kindergarten and hit the elbow. She sits in the car and said: - Today I fell and did not cry! Mom, I'm ready to give birth
  • My good friend - the two daughters the same age. Speaking to the younger, he called her "bunny". Suddenly she asks her:
    - And that, too, Lena "Bunny»
    ? Familiar replies:
    - Of course, too, I love you both
    . A little thought and requisitions his jealousy, the youngest agrees:
    - Well, let the same be "bunny", only little gray and the front foot is broken
  • The son is studying in the second grade.. Roman numerals it has not yet been explained, but the text of Peter I already asked. The son does his homework, and my wife and I sit next to her and read every one ear listening to what he was reading ...
    We hear the following:
    - ... Russian Emperor Peter-stick
    . I'm laughing already crawled under the table
  • The Pope:.
    - Artyom, who is SpongeBob
    ? - Dad, what are you doing? It's a yellow cloth, on legs!
  • In the shop today to hit back and dropped the Five. I say small:
    - Bunny, lift, please
    . Then the man next to lifts and gives me with the words:
    - Of course, I do not ... Bunny
    Minor, so indignantly:
    - Why then raised
  • In the morning we go to stop Vanya am (3 years 3 months) on the hands:
    ? - Mom, what ..
    ? - Wan, calm down, and me so hard
    ! - Mom, what ..
    ? - Wan, leave me alone with your questions, sit down in a minibus, ask
    . - Mom, why are you not wearing my shoes !!!
  • - Thea, you lepish plasticine, my girl, flower
    ? - No
    . It continues to mold thin vertical wand.
    - What? Sapling?
    - No
    . - What is it
    ? -. Bent armature
  • - Mom, can I go for a walk
    ? - From this hole in pantyhose
    ? - No, Svetka from the third floor
  • Mitya (5 years) plays in Fixiki:
    . - Simca, Napoleon goes
    ! I:
    - Mitya, and you know who Napoleon
    ? - Yes, it is such a lizard that changes color
  • We wanted to tease Vic (6, 5 years), chasing a boy:
    . - Vic, you're in love with Nikita, whether
    ? Vick calmly:
    - Um, we have a three-year planning a wedding - of course, in love
  • Husband clean!. The son ran up to me and asks:
    - Mom, have you ever seen our dad naked
    ? - Well, uh ...
    - Hurry, look at this horror
  • Scolded first, the eldest son of classes, then a junior for what dragged the cat, then a cat, for what to eat from the children's plates! . They sat down to finally eat lunch.
    Small joy:
    - Oh, we eat as if we were a happy family
  • Lera (3 years 5 months) evening:
    ! - And when I grow up and graduate from kindergarten, where I'll go
    ? - The school as Jack
    . - And then
    ? - The Institute
    . - And then
    ? - At work
    . - And then
    ? - Uh ... retired
    . - Yes .. And I live when I'm : fit4brain.ru
    
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