15 evidence, that every child lives a brilliant linguist

spontaneity, open-mindedness and a vivid imagination help our offspring to find creative solutions in all situations and never lose heart.

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• Andrew (6 years) spend hours playing with plasticine and, accordingly, the whole smeared his desk. I keep forcing lay a piece of paper to the table is not dirty. Today, poking around in the kitchen. Suddenly, strained silence. I shout:
  - Andrew, what are you doing?
  - Plasticine sculpt!
  - Is there something you planted, that table does not spoil?
  - Yes! Laptop! In the morning, putting his brother in the garden, put forth a riddle:
  - Who gets up early, does not allow the children to bed?
  Answer killed: - "Mama» Midsummer nephew in the bathroom, he was 5 years old. He wanted to drink water straight from the bathroom.
  - You can not drink it, she's dirty! - I said. He burst into tears and said:
  - Why do I wash in dirty water?! The child congratulated grandmother:
  - Grandma, congratulations on March 8! - Pause.
  Grandmother tells:
  - And I wish ...
  - Good soup with crackers, cook? The daughters of my friend Leray 5 years. One day she looks advertising, and it says: cat crazy "Whiskas».
  - Mama! - Shouts Leroy.
  - What?
  - We are not going to buy our Maruse "Whiskas". It is here and so bad. I sit on a regular diet. I feed a family dinner, swallowing saliva. Concludes:
  - So, you have a cup of coffee.
  Roma (12 years old):
  - Why?
  - Because coffee discourages eat.
  - Mom, the desire to eat only the food beats! To my sister came to visit a friend and dragged to a cat breed Sphynx. My five year old son saw this hairless wonder, watching, and suddenly gave a whisper:
  - Dad, who is this?
  - This cat.
  - Why did he inside? Dad and son (3 years and a half) fills in the questionnaire for the garden. Paragraph "allergic reactions».
  Dad: What to write?
  I: What are the child's allergy, ie list what foods can not be eaten.
  Dad fell into a reverie, fingering something in memory.
  The boy whispers Dad, cabbage write ... The child after a visit to the Zoo wrote in the book on how to spent the weekend: "I saw a deer. He has our hanger on the head ». My daughter has a child never has a quiet and silent. So our conversations heard all around.
  We go to the hospital for medical attention for the next intake. Previously, went to the store - bought a box of chocolates.
  Daughter: Mom, why candy?
  I am a doctor.
  Daughter: But why the doctor?
  Me: Well, it will treat you well.
  Daughter (enthusiastic, the entire tram): Candy?! - Mom, the dog as a free people. Why did they drag people on a leash? Bought a child (5 years) set for needlework. Read the instructions aloud:
  - You'll need scissors, glue and a little ingenuity ... - thought. - Mama! We have the savvy home? Witnessed such a dialogue on the playground - Mom said in a raised voice his 4-5-year-old son:
  - Or are you now gather all of their toys and we go home, or you'll be a week to sit at home!
  The boy, not looking up from their cases:
  - I did not choose. Go Alyonka c (3 years) from the garden home. I helped her dress and gloves she wore on the street on their own. I notice that she clutched the handle to the cam:
  - What's in your palm?
  - It's a surprise!
  - For whom?
  - For you!
  - This is a button?
  - No!
  - It is a stone?
  - No!
  - It is a flower?
  - No!
  - I give up! What is it?
  - Here, this is for you ... - decompresses palm, and there is a huge hole in the mitten, - it is necessary to sew!
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