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Draw a picture, how you would look in a hundred years. The guy in the course of a realist.





2. Write your opinion about the course:

If I had stayed an hour of life, I would have spent it in this class, because this time seems eternal. (In the course of decay and despair ...)



3. Question: This guy - (good or bad)
Answer: Yes it is a freak! :) (Pendosov in the shower YaPovets)



4. No comments))



5. Considers chic.

Translation: the walrus lost their home as a result of global warming, and decided to settle down in my notebook at Matan. I apologize in advance for what to do with his appearance.



6. Tony plays the piano for 20 minutes a day!

Answer: Yes, he zadrot



7. Young tolkiyenistov))))



8. blah blah blah, the engineer came up with a cool theme, but his boss fired him. Why is that?

Answer: Because the engineer was sleeping with the boss's wife))



9. Excellent sketch hybrids marshmallow man and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles



10. Severe Mexican dream girl



11. We who wrote clearly have virtual friends. understandable without translation



12. What would you have asked of Abraham Lincoln, if you lived with him at one time?

A: I would say it will never go to the theater. (Lincoln was assassinated in the theater).



13. All written correctly!

3 things you would do in the future:

1. started a girlfriend
2. would have kissed her (young of course, does not know that there are more options)
3. Rules to the world



14. Mama alcoholic - grief in the family ...



15. "Excellence" in English))



16. Logic :)

Setting: planted a coin, then throw the dice. What is the probability of an odd number, and then tails.

A: 0% - a coin thrown before



17. creatives))



18. Give explanation of the term heavy water * *

Brilliant answer - ice



19. Q: I earn money at home ...
The answer is: no, I freeloader ((



20. The first cells may have been ...?

Lonely :(



21. Pauli exclusion principle (google, the topic of quantum mechanics, but clearly the other fellow associations and an insult to the parrots)



22. An tsobakenov (Dogs can not be beat!)



23. without words))))))))



24. Which best describes the theory of the picture.

Answer: Giraffes heartless creature!



25. Assignment: reveal (can be translated as to expand and increase in volume)

In general, too, did everything right))



26. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

A: The bottom



27. Good for you, quickly found X)))



28. Imagine that you are a Chinese immigrant, write your impressions.

In fact ran, get, sign))



29. Called the figure)) Bob - square, and Katya - a diamond!



30. Romantic

The strongest power on earth, really love, but not for physics teachers.



31. When the carrier must include a headlight?

When he wants to be an asshole



32. Do not bother :)



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