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Little bunny running through the woods and stumbles across a snake crawling across the street.
 Bunny shakes, sits on his ass, and so shyly says:
 "You know, I'm blind from birth, so I did not see you, sorry. And I'm an orphan, and so do not even know who I did this. "
 The snake, a little come to himself, responds:
"Can you imagine, I have the same problem: I too blind orphan and do not know who I am. But we can do that's how I felt, and I will tell you who you look like - well, then you give me the same help. »
 Bunny agrees. Snake carefully touches him and says:
 "Well, you all of this yourself soft, warm, fluffy, color you grow long ears, and on his ass - a little plump tail. I think you're a little bunny. "
Bunny says:
 "Yes, because I myself have long suspected it, thank you very much. Now it's my turn to help you. "
 He feels legs snake from head to tail and long something thinks.
Then he says hesitantly:
 "You know ... you're so flexible, slippery, like armless. Yet you have no ridge or eggs ... but there is a long tongue. ... I think you must be the project manager or someone from top management, yes? »

At ensign asked:
 - What is your favorite sport?
 - Football!
 - A favorite team?
 - Soldiers get up!!!

Leaders of the two competing firms met at some meeting.
 - As a wife? - Asks one.
 - Thank you, good - says the other - and as my?

A friend asked her friend:
 - Tell me - you could sleep with my husband?
 - In general, there is no ...
 - Why ?!
 - Yes, he is no better than mine!
 - In general, yes ...

2 Talk to a friend:
 -When He started pestering me again, I said I do not want to see him again!
 -He What?
-Vstal And turned off the light!