Olympic anecdotes of comments Bashny.Net

Biathlon. The last stage of the relay.
 Shoot, the first to go to the finish line Russian biathlete, followed closely by the German and Norwegian. Finish ...
Russian crosses the ribbon with the flag in his hands, and opponents can not see everything.
Reporters rush to him:
 - How did you get so off? You probably are well prepared for the race?
 - You know, after the shooting I was left with two additional rounds ...

One day in the Olympic sports have introduced new: nailing head.
Competitions are held. Speaker France tsuzsky athlete.
 Two nail scored - and he was carried away with a broken head.
Supports American athlete. Three nail scored - and he was carried away with a broken head. Speaker Chukchi. He scored fifty-nails.
Announces the results: First place went to Athlete USA, second place went to the French athlete, won the third place Chukchi.
Chukchiny coaches took offense and went to find out why only the third.
 "And your competitor even broke the rules, he pro- Byway hats nails down.»

Russian news: "The difference between our figupisty!
 Today they tpizhdy climbed the podium and the organizers tpizhdy drove them out »

The greatest discovery of American specialists in the field of biotechnology!
 Identify the source of high-quality blood - doping test for the Russian athletes.

Riddle: The largest and most famous in the world of a brothel, with the most expensive prostitutes.
 Otgadka: International Olympic Committee.

In the country the athlete champion reception - gathered friends, fans, journalists, celebrating another success.
 This athlete says:
 - Already zadolbali all the gossip about the hormones, doping mopingi ... It is necessary to win, he immediately starts howling.
 At this point, part of his mother, in the hands pulling the tomato meter width:
 - Vasya, well I asked you, whether that is difficult to reach the restroom? Again in the garden wrote ...

Kommentatop is spoptivny pepoptazh:
 - And because of the turning maneuver appears Hepovato Japanese runner. Yes, indeed, whether running ...