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The history of the ordinary everyday work:
 Food I mean this morning on the bus to work. Nearby sat three young men (as it turned out later cadets missile forces). Yes, in the form of an ordinary man dressed in civilian cloths (that is the appearance does not cause suspicion among others). From the depths of the cabin of the bus conductor hears appeals "to pay for travel!" "A man with a girl, and that you have the fare ?!" "Entered count - count!» Etc ... all in the same spirit ... (in general as usual) So, coming to us this conductress and familiar voice says one of his recruiting requirements:
 - So, here young people - is calculated!
 And then one of my neighbors, for seats, without batting an eye, responds:
 - FIRST!
 Further there is the following dialogue:
 2 neighbor - the second!
 3 neighbors - the first!
 I had no choice but to say the following:
 - SECOND! The calculation is over fellow guard!
 And as if to confirm his words to show her his travel (discount for organizations). In conductress slowly closes the jaw. And she says the catchphrase:
 - This (a nod to the neighbors) go with you?
 Assessing the situation, honest answer:
 - Apparently, yes.
 The conductress:
 - And yes - yes, sorry.
 And the following other passengers.

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