Bloopers of life Bashny.Net

Most people at least once in life to call to any help desk. It so happened that at the moment I work in the background of one of the large companies that sell audio and video appliances. On this page are some of the questions from our customers ...

& gt; 1 - Can you tell the difference between televior 9006 by Philips bedside Thomson?

& gt; 3. - call grandma and asks: My dear, and you have morozilnichek person for five or six?

& gt; 4. - In Extension of the sale of the Internet?

& gt; 5. - Do not tell the address of your phone?

& gt; 7. - Oh! What a great! (Of the refrigerator) I have it in one place will not fit!

& gt; 8 - Do you have a video recording? - Yes, but what are you interested? What a horror, it is desirable that more terrible - to me for five children!

& gt; 9. - How much does the printer PentiumIV with absolutely flat-screen TV?

& gt; 10 - Connect me with a fridge ...

& gt; 11 - Do you have a radio with toilet paper holder?

& gt; 12. - I am interested in the vacuum cleaner, so it all soaps and dust is not cleaned ...

& gt; 13. - What are the model spell. -Good. The letter Dr. Dmitri. -Pasha?

& gt; 14. - Alla, Alla, it bothers you Ulyanovsk. Finally, to reach you ... (tu-tu-tu)

& gt; 15. - Alla! And that you master the sport? (ringing in the company Sportmaster)

& gt; 16 - Do you have a shaver? -You What I would like? Yes, a simple, grandfather shaved ass! (implies neck)

& gt; 17. - I am interested in television with a diameter of 54 cm square ...

& gt; 18 - Do you have hairdryers ... well, a well-known company in the ... R ... remembered! Moulinex!

& gt; 19. - Allais, girl, if you're answering machine, I'm with you I will not say!

& gt; 20. - When I was coming this washing machine?

& gt; 21. - I'll see your reklamku and very excited at her!

& gt; 22. Question of ICQ (stylistics saved): Help me choose a refrigerator, the following parameters: 4 people + dog users, including 2 hungry boys.

& gt; 23 - Do you have a corner of the TV company Ms? (Meant LG)

& gt; 24. - I need a cable Scrub-scrub ... (scart-scart)

& gt; 25. - And for free shipping, too, will be a discount?

& gt; 26 - How much you muz.tsentr Samsung stand, and then his son a birthday coming up, he wants to Panasonic ...

& gt; 27 - Girl, I realize that I do not know what I need! But I need to know for how much I count!

& gt; 28. The client dictates the phone number and a question to ask someone replies: Me!

& gt; 29. - How can I pretend to the refrigerator?

& gt; 30 - Do you have a car refrigerators to 250 liters?

& gt; 31 - Where are you located the address?

& gt; 32. - This model is adapted to the Russian meat grinder meat?

& gt; 33. - There you should store or signboard hanging?

& gt; 34 - Get me to the hall, I have something missing!

& gt; 35. - There are pocket notebooks by 64 kg?

& gt; 36. - And a Sony TV angles at the corners or in the center? And at the side of Phillips Square?

& gt; 38. - How much does the printer Pentium 3?

& gt; 39. - For coffee, but not one that gurgles and splashes, and that the coffee brews.

& gt; 41 - How do you foam plugs per meter? (headphones were due to the length of the cord 1m)

& gt; 42. - We have refrigerators company Liebherr ... Customer: Oh, what are you so swear?

& gt; 43. - in which you store the phone to? - Give me the phone back and forth ...

& gt; 44. - This grinder with a metal myasozaglatyvatelem?

& gt; 45. - We need a printer on the 1000 revolutions ...

& gt; 46. ​​- A washing machine in the hole of the tank arrives at the hatch?

& gt; 47. - I am interested in ear headphones, with loud bass and not to vomit them ...

& gt; 49. - We need a Pentium4 processor with absolutely flat-screen ...

& gt; 50 - Do you have a bread machine, so that they could still fry the meat and yogurt to do?

& gt; 51. - At the 720 model simply can do video editing or something else or somehow mount?

& gt; 52. - Hello! Can you tell me the address of your online store? - Record: www. *** Moe.ru - And this is what the subway?

& gt; 53 - Do you have monitors LSD?

& gt; 54. - What is the saw, which cuts into every corner?

& gt; 55. - ... the model is called "Bravo" ... As what? Firewood?

& gt; 56 - Until what time you are Christmas discounts? - Before the end of the year. - By the end of next year?

& gt; 57. - You do products of the company Krups? - Yes. - Then I'm interested pancake maker Tefal.

& gt; 58. - A grinder what form? - Cylindrical. - A Cylinder is a circle or a square?

& gt; 59. - You have to Kaluga "Idiot" there? (meant cassette with the film)

& gt; 60 - Do you have a chair that the child could ride on a computer?

& gt; 61. - I need a computer, just a ... - How is it completely? - Well, that was a video camera and a color copier ...

& gt; 62. Customer: What is the difference between twelve and nine? Operator:
 Let's think together ...

& gt; 63. And there you can walk to the store to get there?

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