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 - Eugene, get up! - Said Stepanenko. - For the third time already trying to wake you up.
 - And you throw it in bed Viagra and the bed I get up! - Vaganych cleverly gleaming eyes, waiting for the explosion of laughter.
Stepanenko Elena giggled:
 - Oh, Jen, what do you say ... Another joke, and?
 - Orbit quarreled with sugar - sugar-free Orbit now !!! - Flashed again Petrosyan.
 - Hahahaha !!! Umnichka!
 - Gingerbread Man hanged himself !!! - Decided to finish spouse Vaganych.
 - That's suu-at-upeeeer !!! - Rolled Stepanenko - This is whose?
 - Sam came up with just that. - Proudly boasted Petrosyan. - What do I tell someone else? Well I myself humorist.
 - Good For You! You go wash. Breakfast will.

 - Toothbrushes profit carious monsters! System 32! Leading dog breeders recommend! Look what form I now! - The severity of Eugene fell in abundance.
 - Eugene !!! I am right now with laughter died in the closet! Stop immediately!
 - Who's in your closet, carder-motalschitsa? - Vaganych played jealousy and zadrygalsya with senile sluggishness.
 - Drobatenko! - Elena whinnied.
Petrosyan fell to the floor and zadrygalsya, portraying a man who is about to pass away with laughter.
 - Hahahaha !!! - Laughing Stepanenko - get it? I also do not tragedian! I too yumoristka!
 - Oh, scream !!! - Continued to howl Petrosyan.
 - How Lenka Stepanenko In the wardrobe - Drobatenko !!! - Is a joke Petrosyanova wife.
 - Lena, have mercy !!! Thahaha !!! - Again fell to the floor dinosaur humor.
Even Sergei Drobatenko began grunting with laughter in the closet ...

 - Talk to the guys in the campaign:
- Why did you do with a photo of Tiffany you take?
- Well, you see dirt, rain, cold ... And I look at it - God, well, here as!

 - Pope calls to a neighbor:
- You have done for my son math homework?
- Did ...
- Give cancel ...

 - A little boy comes out of the kitchen very upset.
- What's the matter, son? - Asks the father.
- I just had a row with your wife! - Sniffing, replied the son.

 - Simple little man on "The Cossacks" violated the rules of the road. Policeman stops him and starts to get out of his pocket protocol.
Guy:
 - And can, okay?
Cop:
 - Okay. One Hundred.
A guy thought for a moment, scratched his head and said:
 - Oh, was not, add 50 and she - your.

 - Winnie the Pooh - Piglet:
 - Want teach French?
Piglet happily:
 - Of Course!
Winnie were scattered on the go shouting: "Parle Francais vu?" - Piglet and hits a boot to the side.
Piglet:
 - Uiiii-eee-ii-i!