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Odessa Romance: 25 killer jokes in the dialogue!
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Site have noticed that these Odessa citizens have their own opinions about everything! And the relationship between man and woman - is no exception. - Fima, you sho me wink
? - It's a nervous tic
. - Fima, you are a liar and a scoundrel! I have tuned!
- Sam, you know Schaub, the girl should be able to roll three things: banks, eyes and hysteria
! -. Yes, yes, and his lip
- Sonia, for the real woman, I'll tell you this: a real woman can even legs ogle
! - Oh, Fimochka, you are over forty, and you are not married
! - Aunt Sima, I beg of you, there has to someone to be happy to be born ...
- See you - a pleasure. Do not see - another
. - Celia, I'm not ready to marry you, but I have to make the first installment payment of marital debt
. - Boris, why you will not take me
? - Beru
. - Where ?! No movies, no matter party or in a cafe ...
- Rosette, you're always in my heart
. - Sema, some women prefer you: smart or beautiful
? - Neither one nor the other! You know that I love only you.
Odessa. A couple passes by "well over 80" Old ladies selling flowers. The guy pulls out a purse, a friend pulled his sleeve:
- What are you, well, why
? Replica grandmother:
- Girl, I tell you, sho is not the case when it is necessary to resist
! - We have reached my Monya exclusive sexual compatibility: yesterday we both had a headache
. - Sarochka, you're the girl of my dreams - beautiful, cheerful ...
- You want me to sleep
? - And smart
! - Little Sophie, you're always doing my nerves ... Why should I wait for you so long ?!
- Zhora, I beg you! You sho, did not you know? I like to be the long-awaited ...
- Sarochka, what are you doing Saturday night
? - Izzy, call me on Sunday - I'll
.
- I do not thick! I Boris says that I have a perfect figure.
- Celia, he was a mathematician, an ideal figure for it - the ball
! - Sarah, your home
Celia? - No, not yet come
. - All dragged
? - How can you ?! It is still seeking a way out ... married!
- Rose flower! Marry me!
- A sho you still do
? - Firochka, advise, sho do I do ?! I just do not know who of the three to get married. One earns well, other - wise, the third very good dancer
. - And that, first, could not learn to dance
?
Odessa. Privoz.
- Man-ah! You, perhaps, the pilot?
- No
. - And what if you have flown past ?!
- Little Sophie, you did agree to be my wife
? - Yasha, immediately on his knees, not wrinkle our Brookie
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? - It's a nervous tic
. - Fima, you are a liar and a scoundrel! I have tuned!
- Sam, you know Schaub, the girl should be able to roll three things: banks, eyes and hysteria
! -. Yes, yes, and his lip
- Sonia, for the real woman, I'll tell you this: a real woman can even legs ogle
! - Oh, Fimochka, you are over forty, and you are not married
! - Aunt Sima, I beg of you, there has to someone to be happy to be born ...
- See you - a pleasure. Do not see - another
. - Celia, I'm not ready to marry you, but I have to make the first installment payment of marital debt
. - Boris, why you will not take me
? - Beru
. - Where ?! No movies, no matter party or in a cafe ...
- Rosette, you're always in my heart
. - Sema, some women prefer you: smart or beautiful
? - Neither one nor the other! You know that I love only you.
Odessa. A couple passes by "well over 80" Old ladies selling flowers. The guy pulls out a purse, a friend pulled his sleeve:
- What are you, well, why
? Replica grandmother:
- Girl, I tell you, sho is not the case when it is necessary to resist
! - We have reached my Monya exclusive sexual compatibility: yesterday we both had a headache
. - Sarochka, you're the girl of my dreams - beautiful, cheerful ...
- You want me to sleep
? - And smart
! - Little Sophie, you're always doing my nerves ... Why should I wait for you so long ?!
- Zhora, I beg you! You sho, did not you know? I like to be the long-awaited ...
- Sarochka, what are you doing Saturday night
? - Izzy, call me on Sunday - I'll
.
- I do not thick! I Boris says that I have a perfect figure.
- Celia, he was a mathematician, an ideal figure for it - the ball
! - Sarah, your home
Celia? - No, not yet come
. - All dragged
? - How can you ?! It is still seeking a way out ... married!
- Rose flower! Marry me!
- A sho you still do
? - Firochka, advise, sho do I do ?! I just do not know who of the three to get married. One earns well, other - wise, the third very good dancer
. - And that, first, could not learn to dance
?
Odessa. Privoz.
- Man-ah! You, perhaps, the pilot?
- No
. - And what if you have flown past ?!
- Little Sophie, you did agree to be my wife
? - Yasha, immediately on his knees, not wrinkle our Brookie
! via www.adme.ru/svoboda-kultura/post-chisto-odesskogo-flirta-979560/
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