Diagnosis: 45-year-old boy Bashny.Net

Today my hair is clean and straight, the pope purple thong and lilac bag on his shoulder. Today, I want to soak in the bath, naked, but with a book. She came to the bookstore, looking. In the hands of Glory Se, I reach for Svetlana Aleksievich. Suddenly - the clash.



Intelligent-looking man reading a book on, no matter what do not pay attention, and I, a blind chicken, climbed to the shelf right through it. I am approaching rapidly as the Tunguska meteorite. I broke into the atmosphere. Both embarrassed laugh.

Man clean-shaven and neatly dressed, face face a decent, good-quality prose in his hands. The book read to the middle, not to buy, and read it on the ball.

 - A good choice! - He says, glancing at the glory of Se in my hands. - But where is the romance

?  - That's all right, do not - do not! - I laughed in response.

 - Just fine? - He asks. - And then let's go drink coffee

?  - And let's go! - For some reason, I said. I do not know why. Perhaps feeling. I have a great experience and an amazing Chuyko to assholes. I already khalyavnykh booklet at the store suggested that more be a circus with horses. Skip impossible. Spouse explain that for a blog.

We went from a warm room into the cold street.
 - The building has a small Bartschik, by the way! - I said
. The man looked up at me with eyes full of pleading. - Expensive
Well, OK. It happens.
Street dazzled coffee shops, pizzerias and restaurants.
 - We need a democratic - I summarized. - Maybe Makdachnya

? After all, why a stranger should suffer from my creative experiments. Minimize losses.

The man sighed. - It's almost a restaurant ...

 -? KFC
 - Oh ... And then the prices are not exorbitant
?  - I assure you, that is very, very affordable. There are some school and college students.

We entered the KFC. Everywhere beautiful bunches really hung nischebrodnye students. They cost just happy. But the man looked at the menu above the counter and nearly screamed. In his eyes, I caught the wistful expression of horror.

 - Probably too noisy? - I gave him a chance. - Do you want some fresh air?
We went out again into the cold spring night.
 - And who do you work for? - I start from afar
.  - Guards ... so ... well you know ...
 - Believe me, in 30 years of my life I have learned nothing to expect from the guards on the ball reading book. Your budget will not be affected. The man gasped.
 - This is a temporary work or permanent
?  - I do not know, we'll see. Like, do not bother, and free time is. Well, I work as a security guard, you're laughing at?

We both were laughing, but I felt uncomfortable. What a strange profession. For students and pensioners more. Damn, when invented, that pays a man probably did not exist guards.

Then came the agonizing search for places within your means. Finally, the debit he became friends with the credit. Then it was my turn to howl mournfully. Before us stood the ancient stall with nasty instant coffee from a bag and pastries for 20 rubles. I thought, these are no longer there. My boyfriend's face broke into a smile. Like, take instant coffee and nothing does not deny. And then we'll go with him on the bench. Romantic!

My coat is easy! - I said. And not lied. Cold air blew really under the light fabric.

 - Sorry, I thought we sit on a bench ...
 - By the way, how old are you
?  - 45, divorced ...
 - You live alone
?  - With his sister live. But without women ...
 - Still ... - For some reason, I thought.

The wind blew stronger, and I began to podtryasyvat. The man grunted, but refused from the gatherings.

Then his eyes captured the institution, which, if there has been a star, it would be appreciated to 2+. And she moved toward him in a burst of unprecedented generosity.

He took the beer itself and green tea for me.
 - Do you like books? - I tried to find the interlocutor in something good
.  - Yes, I always try to read them in the store. In order not to buy. And I love crossword puzzles. Still at work is very much free time!
 - And what exactly do you do at work?
 - Open and close the gate! - Proudly said 45-year-old boy
.  - By the way, and that the most unpleasant in women? - I asked him. I had to get out of here with the loot. Well, lyapni is something! Come on! Bingo!

 - Mercantile spirit! - Surely the man said. - Baba all the time and strive to do something to fuck with you

!  - Wow, I -poddaknula. - Awful mercantile women were! That and look get ripped off!

But she had to phone tychu in the application with a taxi. To quickly retreat. Arrived quickly, well at least until the pie is not reached.

While riding, I thought: Men dream about women lust, foolish and like each other as twins of actress sister Milton. Even if the man was a failed, he still cherishes the idea that any princess will love it "for nothing, because a good man." And when this happens, he starts singing roulades of women's commercialism. But to love, it is necessary at least for something to hold on ... Though kryuchochek though indent 45-year-old body ... Nothing!

P.S. She remembered some reason the old anecdote:
 - You can fall in love with you a radical?
 - For what???