A typical day in the life of my upstairs neighbor Bashny.Net

- Darling, already 5 am, time to get up
! - But we do not go to work, why again at 5 am
? - Yes, but you still have a lot to do. I Stoch feet from our iron stools, dragging them across the floor, you need to drill out of the cast-iron blocks New!
- But I still need to finish the wall-cell! And go, please louder, on the heels. You're always sneak up like an Indian. Because of my new punch "Penetrator 999" I can not hear you, and you're scaring me!
- Okay, I'll go on the heels of lead in their new sneakers! By the way, the cell-wall will be ready soon? For the third year already drill!
- Well, another year or two, there are still many holes as you like. Prepare a minute for something to eat and turn Orbakaite or Dima Malikov, I have not yet learned all their songs by heart, and I need to train your memory.
- Okay, but first I'm in the shower. The truth is in the bathroom are tin cans my mom. I hope I do not drop them, when I shall drop to remove ... although of course ... always ... I drop all of 32, three times each. Eh ...
- I Hope for lunch as usual chops
? - And for breakfast, too. Sandwiches with chops. At lunch chops with mashed potatoes and soup chops. And for dinner chops with salad from chops!
- Perfectly! By the way, where the whole box with beads, which I gave you last month?
- Oh, I'm such a bungler, I broke them all. But they are so much fun jumping on the floor!
- Wow. Okay, I'm still going to level curves nails to pin the shelf to shelf in a room with shelves. Can I dub them into a tin basin of your mother?
- Well, of course! Otherwise spoil our new floor tiles. By the way, my mother would come in the evening, probably a scandal or booze.
- After your with her scandals we are also the constant scandals, maybe she will come to no more than twice a week
? - Do not dramatize. It is better to think about what else can be moved completely all the furniture in the apartment. For two days there was no rearrangement.
- Okay, but I still much to do today, so before two in the morning can not start
. Somewhere in the region of three nights ...
- Whew, you're just super! Our five-minute sex has never been so passionate as it is today.
- This is because our marble bed in a new place! At the new place is always getting better is.
- Exactly. Okay, let's sleep. Get up early tomorrow.
- Yeah, well, nothing, for two hours night's sleep, good night »

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