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If the wall hangs a gun
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"If in the first act of the play on the wall hangs a gun, in the last act, it will certainly be shot." AP ChehovRazmyshlenie how the famous Chekhov's law will act in the films of legendary directors. Already we can conclude what would have been the film career of weapons, it appear it is, for example, in the frame of James Cameron: in this case the title of "most highly paid gun" is guaranteed:
If the film Leonid Gaidai on the wall hangs a gun, every resident of the former Soviet Union knows at least seven quotes about that gun.
If anime on the wall hangs a gun, it's a brutal robot-transformer, or kawaii talking nyaka or vibrator horny schoolgirl sisyastaya.
If the film Tim Burton on the wall hangs a gun, it plays Johnny Depp.
If the film Valeria Gai Germanicus on the wall hangs a gun, it is smoking, drinking, foul language, and to have an abortion.
If the film Pavel Lungin on the wall hangs a gun, it reminds about the mysterious Russian soul
If the film Alfred Hichhoka on the wall hangs a gun, it all kind pumps suspense.
If the film David Lynch on the wall hangs a gun and shoot it in the middle, which should mean that it went off in the beginning, even though we know about it at the end. And it killed Laura Palmer.
If the film Takeshi Kitano on the wall hangs a gun, the connoisseur of Japanese culture can be noted that it hangs all the rules of the Kabuki theater.
If the movie The Wachowski brothers and sisters on the wall hangs a gun, then it is not. As, however, and walls.
If the film Quentin Tarantino on the wall hangs a gun, it fired bursts of poisonous and explosive ammunition, and longs to kill Bill.
If the film Stanley Kubrick on the wall hangs a gun, it will slowly Flow into the frame to the music of Richard Strauss.
If the series «Streets of Broken Lights» on the wall hangs a gun, then it is hanging two "Capercaillie».
If the film Woody Allen on the wall hangs a gun in the film is sure to be some kind of subtle ironic joke about Chekhov and Jews. And most likely, only about Jews.
If the film Jim Jarmusch on the wall hangs a gun, it just hangs there. It does not symbolize anything, it does not mean anything, leave the gun alone!
If the film David Fincher on the wall two guns, in the end it turns out that this is a shotgun.
If the film Lars von Trier on the wall hangs a gun, it would be a melancholy dance in the dark.
If the film Guy Ritchie on the wall hangs a gun, it would follow biographical paste, from which we learn that this guy was and where he came from such a strange nickname "Shotgun».
If the film Kira Muratova on the wall hangs a gun, then (a languid and pathetic voice) powder has long been damp ...
If the film Pedro Almodovar on the wall hangs a gun, then he has AIDS patient father transvestite prostitute in a coma. And that's fine.
If the film James Cameron on the wall hangs a gun, to shoot the guns of different angles and computer special effects scene with a gun on the wall it has been spent about $ 50 million.
If the film Andrei Tarkovsky on the wall hangs a gun, then it will be removed 17 minutes after a single plan and sepia.
If the film with Steven Seagal on the wall hangs a gun, the bad guys will not have time to even look in his direction.
If the film Tinto Brass on the wall hangs a gun, you can not imagine, where it will end.
If the film Federico Fellini on the wall hangs a gun at the end of the dwarf clown will cut them thick cake for women-cellist.
If the film Emir Kusturica on the wall hangs a gun at the end of drunken bears will dance to the music of Bregovic and shoot him in the air.
If the film Fyodor Bondarchuk on the wall hangs a gun, then Sergei Bondarchuk is hanging on the wall much better.
If Indian film on the wall of the palace of Raja hangs a gun, then it is for a special birthmark learns of his brother, who had been hanging on the wall poor man's hut, and everyone will dance and sing.
If the film Francis Ford Coppola on the wall hangs a gun, then use it to make someone an offer that can not be abandoned.
If the film with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the wall hangs a gun, that he was sent here from the future to kill Sarah Connor.
If «Santa Barbara» on the wall hangs a gun, what with him eventually happen, just know your grandchildren.
If the film Charlie Chaplin on the wall hangs a gun, something about him sure someone will stumble and fall face in the cake.
If Mexico show on the wall hangs a gun, then Juan Pedro wants to shoot out of it Ignasiosa spite Jose Maria, but he lost his memory and forget where it is actually hanging.
If the film George Lucas on the wall hangs a gun, it did not kill your father. It is your father!
Authors: Igor Ryl'kov Gregory Malihin Catherine Belenko Gregory Smyslov, Andrew Denisenko and Igor Laptev.
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If the film Leonid Gaidai on the wall hangs a gun, every resident of the former Soviet Union knows at least seven quotes about that gun.
If anime on the wall hangs a gun, it's a brutal robot-transformer, or kawaii talking nyaka or vibrator horny schoolgirl sisyastaya.
If the film Tim Burton on the wall hangs a gun, it plays Johnny Depp.
If the film Valeria Gai Germanicus on the wall hangs a gun, it is smoking, drinking, foul language, and to have an abortion.
If the film Pavel Lungin on the wall hangs a gun, it reminds about the mysterious Russian soul
If the film Alfred Hichhoka on the wall hangs a gun, it all kind pumps suspense.
If the film David Lynch on the wall hangs a gun and shoot it in the middle, which should mean that it went off in the beginning, even though we know about it at the end. And it killed Laura Palmer.
If the film Takeshi Kitano on the wall hangs a gun, the connoisseur of Japanese culture can be noted that it hangs all the rules of the Kabuki theater.
If the movie The Wachowski brothers and sisters on the wall hangs a gun, then it is not. As, however, and walls.
If the film Quentin Tarantino on the wall hangs a gun, it fired bursts of poisonous and explosive ammunition, and longs to kill Bill.
If the film Stanley Kubrick on the wall hangs a gun, it will slowly Flow into the frame to the music of Richard Strauss.
If the series «Streets of Broken Lights» on the wall hangs a gun, then it is hanging two "Capercaillie».
If the film Woody Allen on the wall hangs a gun in the film is sure to be some kind of subtle ironic joke about Chekhov and Jews. And most likely, only about Jews.
If the film Jim Jarmusch on the wall hangs a gun, it just hangs there. It does not symbolize anything, it does not mean anything, leave the gun alone!
If the film David Fincher on the wall two guns, in the end it turns out that this is a shotgun.
If the film Lars von Trier on the wall hangs a gun, it would be a melancholy dance in the dark.
If the film Guy Ritchie on the wall hangs a gun, it would follow biographical paste, from which we learn that this guy was and where he came from such a strange nickname "Shotgun».
If the film Kira Muratova on the wall hangs a gun, then (a languid and pathetic voice) powder has long been damp ...
If the film Pedro Almodovar on the wall hangs a gun, then he has AIDS patient father transvestite prostitute in a coma. And that's fine.
If the film James Cameron on the wall hangs a gun, to shoot the guns of different angles and computer special effects scene with a gun on the wall it has been spent about $ 50 million.
If the film Andrei Tarkovsky on the wall hangs a gun, then it will be removed 17 minutes after a single plan and sepia.
If the film with Steven Seagal on the wall hangs a gun, the bad guys will not have time to even look in his direction.
If the film Tinto Brass on the wall hangs a gun, you can not imagine, where it will end.
If the film Federico Fellini on the wall hangs a gun at the end of the dwarf clown will cut them thick cake for women-cellist.
If the film Emir Kusturica on the wall hangs a gun at the end of drunken bears will dance to the music of Bregovic and shoot him in the air.
If the film Fyodor Bondarchuk on the wall hangs a gun, then Sergei Bondarchuk is hanging on the wall much better.
If Indian film on the wall of the palace of Raja hangs a gun, then it is for a special birthmark learns of his brother, who had been hanging on the wall poor man's hut, and everyone will dance and sing.
If the film Francis Ford Coppola on the wall hangs a gun, then use it to make someone an offer that can not be abandoned.
If the film with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the wall hangs a gun, that he was sent here from the future to kill Sarah Connor.
If «Santa Barbara» on the wall hangs a gun, what with him eventually happen, just know your grandchildren.
If the film Charlie Chaplin on the wall hangs a gun, something about him sure someone will stumble and fall face in the cake.
If Mexico show on the wall hangs a gun, then Juan Pedro wants to shoot out of it Ignasiosa spite Jose Maria, but he lost his memory and forget where it is actually hanging.
If the film George Lucas on the wall hangs a gun, it did not kill your father. It is your father!
Authors: Igor Ryl'kov Gregory Malihin Catherine Belenko Gregory Smyslov, Andrew Denisenko and Igor Laptev.
via # image8732955
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