What we are taught to Harley Davidson and the Marlboro Man: 15 harsh facts of life

The film flopped at the box office, but will forever remain in our hearts. This film is about true male friendship and bikes. This film can be quoted endlessly. < 1. The cigarette in his mouth does not mean that a person smokes. Marlboro, which is the whole movie thumb in his mouth a cigarette - a clear confirmation. He lit the whole time, and that the woman brought.





2. A unique recipe biker omelet. Take all that is in the refrigerator, throw in the pan.





< 3. If some bloke trustworthiness, despite your coolness, takes you a girl, he takes his motorcycle. Equivalent exchange.





4. need friends to help. No matter how bad your business and what your friends are idiots. They will help.





5. If you dress like a cowboy-gay, and wearing her hair like Gogol, most likely, you are incredibly steep. Do not you will turn the language to call Marlborough fagot? No, he's a cowboy.





6. From whatever height you have not jumped into the pool, no matter what part of the body you did not enter the water, you will still be large enough chances to survive. However, it is likely that this rule applies only in the hotels of Las Vegas.





7. If you got their greedy hands two and a half million dollars, do not forget to repay debts, no matter how tough you may be.





8. Always and everywhere remember that you told your old father. Regardless, he left this world gavёny or not. Respect your father. Philosophy Marlborough entirely built on the advice of his father.





9. «Never run after women, and buses. I still do not catch up. »
(the father of Marlborough) em>





10. «Better to die, but feel calm than to live and worry.» (the Marlboro Man) em>





11. Any business can wait, if you need to fuck someone somewhere. Harley is guaranteed.





12. trigger - this is not a member, it is necessary to gently press. Do not pull, do not iron, and just click. Can not remember about this movie, but forget it usually can not be axiomatic.





13. Always protect your "tavern", your home, your loved ones, even if they meet you after a long separation massacre and questions: "Najera did you come ?!».





14. never hurts to think about life.

Marlboro: "Sam, somewhere lost?»
Harley: "Motorcycles repaired. In one hole near Dallas ».
Marlboro: "For two years?»
Harley: "I still thought».
Marlboro: "Two years?»
Harley: "On the life of thought».





15. The shops are always such a wonderful delicious fresh air ... But only two asshole - and the atmosphere is hopelessly flawed.

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