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Yesterday Google launched several new devices ChromeOS , but today the search engine talked about a variety of other products
Keyboard without keys
In Japan, where due to the time zone on April 1 began much earlier than the other divisions "Google" was presented keyboard for typing which do not need to press anything. Often our hands busy voice to say anything is impossible in the current environment, and drop out of active information of life is unacceptable. Therefore, the creators of this offer of Bluetooth-headset typing mouth.
The basic idea behind the product is not the most friendliness toward advanced users. Google Japanese Input Piro-Piro Version consists of measuring the length of the infrared sensor, electronics, which processes the data and module Bluetooth. Clip shows how carefully the device produced on the island of Awaji.
The creators of the headset have a few ideas to improve it. It is proposed to put into the small turbine for power generation, and in the development version of the nose, which can be used if the mouth than busy. More information about the product, please visit http://g.co/___o .
Chromeselfie
If the time on your smartphone has already reached the first of April, then on any web page, open a mobile browser Chrome, button appears, which offers a response to share this page as a self.
8,755,057
com.google
The "Google" has its own top-level domain zone .google, and now it has its first website com.google .
Google Fiber Dial-up mode
Google is a provider of telecommunications services in several US cities, providing unusual ordinary Americans gigabit speed. But sometimes it only hinders the speed, and therefore was created modem mode. Google Fiber users just press a special button in the browser to switch to this mode in which the photons in fiber slows down 376 times. Then immediately followed by the familiar sound of the modem 56 kbit / s.
At that time you can spend obtained? Family, performing household chores and even meditation, say the authors of the technology. One user says that now in case of unpleasant questions from the authorities during a working videoconference it switches to Dial-up Mode, and his face immediately covered pixels, and the sound is distorted. Father of the family modem mode allows to spend more time with their children - usually households do not depart from their devices. Dial-up Mode in the test in Kansas led to an increase in calls to the grandmothers 3 times the amount raised in the embrace of 10 times, and popcorn consumption of an average family has grown 15 times.
Google Panda
Another innovation from Google Japan is Google Panda. This soft toy, which you can ask any questions and she will answer them sweet voice in the style of Google Now. In Panda uses advanced technology Google, including kawaii, mobility (the project is able to hold onto the user's hand) and shock resistance. Google Panda design is universal - it is high-contrast white and black colors, the engineers were inspired from nature. Panda can work in 50 languages, and the response delay does not exceed 0, 3 seconds. The toy will be available in two sizes: small Google Panda 5 and the larger Google Panda 6.
Smartbox from the Inbox to Gmail from Google
Mail - one of the best inventions of mankind. But over the last hundred years, it has hardly changed, so Google has decided to improve our perception of physical mail. We are talking about the one that we can touch, the one that has the pleasant smell. Smartbox - it's a smart mailbox that can notify you of new mail, so special to go and check it is not necessary. Mail automatically filtered by topic, also box protects the user from unwanted mailings. Inside always maintained a comfortable temperature, and mobile devices - you can take with you.
Google Pacman on Google Maps
As already pointed out earlier today on Google Maps you can play Pacman. Just open any map and click on the icon in the bottom left corner of the screen.
Maybe today or tomorrow more Google users will appreciate the other jokes.
Source: geektimes.ru/post/248212/
Keyboard without keys
In Japan, where due to the time zone on April 1 began much earlier than the other divisions "Google" was presented keyboard for typing which do not need to press anything. Often our hands busy voice to say anything is impossible in the current environment, and drop out of active information of life is unacceptable. Therefore, the creators of this offer of Bluetooth-headset typing mouth.
The basic idea behind the product is not the most friendliness toward advanced users. Google Japanese Input Piro-Piro Version consists of measuring the length of the infrared sensor, electronics, which processes the data and module Bluetooth. Clip shows how carefully the device produced on the island of Awaji.
The creators of the headset have a few ideas to improve it. It is proposed to put into the small turbine for power generation, and in the development version of the nose, which can be used if the mouth than busy. More information about the product, please visit http://g.co/___o .
Chromeselfie
If the time on your smartphone has already reached the first of April, then on any web page, open a mobile browser Chrome, button appears, which offers a response to share this page as a self.
8,755,057
com.google
The "Google" has its own top-level domain zone .google, and now it has its first website com.google .
Google Fiber Dial-up mode
Google is a provider of telecommunications services in several US cities, providing unusual ordinary Americans gigabit speed. But sometimes it only hinders the speed, and therefore was created modem mode. Google Fiber users just press a special button in the browser to switch to this mode in which the photons in fiber slows down 376 times. Then immediately followed by the familiar sound of the modem 56 kbit / s.
At that time you can spend obtained? Family, performing household chores and even meditation, say the authors of the technology. One user says that now in case of unpleasant questions from the authorities during a working videoconference it switches to Dial-up Mode, and his face immediately covered pixels, and the sound is distorted. Father of the family modem mode allows to spend more time with their children - usually households do not depart from their devices. Dial-up Mode in the test in Kansas led to an increase in calls to the grandmothers 3 times the amount raised in the embrace of 10 times, and popcorn consumption of an average family has grown 15 times.
Google Panda
Another innovation from Google Japan is Google Panda. This soft toy, which you can ask any questions and she will answer them sweet voice in the style of Google Now. In Panda uses advanced technology Google, including kawaii, mobility (the project is able to hold onto the user's hand) and shock resistance. Google Panda design is universal - it is high-contrast white and black colors, the engineers were inspired from nature. Panda can work in 50 languages, and the response delay does not exceed 0, 3 seconds. The toy will be available in two sizes: small Google Panda 5 and the larger Google Panda 6.
Smartbox from the Inbox to Gmail from Google
Mail - one of the best inventions of mankind. But over the last hundred years, it has hardly changed, so Google has decided to improve our perception of physical mail. We are talking about the one that we can touch, the one that has the pleasant smell. Smartbox - it's a smart mailbox that can notify you of new mail, so special to go and check it is not necessary. Mail automatically filtered by topic, also box protects the user from unwanted mailings. Inside always maintained a comfortable temperature, and mobile devices - you can take with you.
Google Pacman on Google Maps
As already pointed out earlier today on Google Maps you can play Pacman. Just open any map and click on the icon in the bottom left corner of the screen.
Maybe today or tomorrow more Google users will appreciate the other jokes.
Source: geektimes.ru/post/248212/
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