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Abassaka though bukof yes ... a lot ...

All neipatelskie accusations against our beloved police about her slow mobility unnecessarily zavysheny.Pistesh in general. Here's a rebuttal.

A friend told me: they serve in a senior lieutenant of militia. One evening after work, he went to a local bar. They accidentally met a girl. She invited him to dinner, hinting that she is preparing a great breakfast.

Starley still the walker and without getting into deep conversations, enthusiastically accepted the offer.

As the night passed, history is silent, but the next morning, so at 7 o'clock, with a wild cry of a frightened young woman wakes starleya and reported that a few feet from the front door is her husband nervously presses the button call. Pants, shirt, shoes and jacket lively and messy were stretched along the path from the bed to the window. Is simple enough already spent.

It was winter, the snow piled up on the day of his ears. An old lady in the morning got even walk her dog. To her doipalsya local bloke-drunk, but not puny dimensions ... she clung to his coat sleeve of her impudently whined a little money on sober. Grandma, clear the stump, realizing that not rewind and not break a voice - "Police fucking help!»
Suddenly, out of the window of the 3rd floor, flashing a badge and cursing obscenities, dives straight into a snowdrift cop.
Granny is out, the mouth is ventilated. Starley, getting out of the snow, quickly cut into a situation and then drives to the scourge head against the icy pavement, simultaneously asking the old woman - "Mother, is not very long, waiting for the police?»
At that time, the husband of the virgins went into the apartment, smekaesh that something is wrong. Seeing the sofa men, obviously not his, dragged along the toe and uncovered balcony door, bullet prowling the balcony and sees the cop lays the ground at the bottom of the screaming obscenities pretzel. With thoughts that cop, taking jumper for kraduna because it packs and husband ran down the stairs, rejoicing that has carried out the first MAZ retribution. Since this situation in the family is not new, but in the absence of body spouse always get out. And then luck pinned. The body is in stock and fixed. Departure from the entrance, he is trying to plant a running shoe brow twisted in the head, but slipped, with all the dope kicks skull cop. Ment to the idea - "Fuck no prokanaet, he saw all the glades and" doing a somersault from the "doggy standing" in position "lying on his back with cancer" and simultaneously immersed in darkness ringing. Suddenly which gained freedom Beach, jumping up from the earth wiping snot with the blood from his nose, he sees him think his abuser - some fraera in crooked napyalennoy hat and ochechkah with hatching eyes and priduroshnyh-happy wry smile on iple - with words - "Oh, you bastard, defender Tuev!" cuts that are not drunken, left hook to the sport of youth, in a remote knockout. Not having to decide to kick or kick twice, for control of the defeated enemy hears from above a woman's cry, rears its ugly face raskvashennuyu to the sound source. And not having time to understand that for the black point, separated from the balcony, has grown so much in size that obscured the sky, I lost consciousness. Grandmother who failed ofuet mobility of the police, but ofuevshaya kaleidoscope of men appearing from nowhere and falling breathlessly, crashed into a deep swoon, and falling, his head nearly killed her has a long and terrible of all this crap and leapfrog mat pug. Dot. And this point ... in short, to the point in passing such hnya happened ...

Propalennaya supruzhnitsa, on the kind of fuck up his furious botany, and watching him with a cry - "Uroyu pidara!" Flew out of the apartment, rushed to the balcony. On top she sees a cop standing cancer and grandmother with bulging eyes with hysterically sruschim pug on a leash. Then out of the house flies with her hat knocked sideways home Pinscher husband, who acceleration kicked in the head by a sort of puts leytenanta.Ohinev unprecedented she cut one of his swagger, that her husband was now in the euphoria, if it continues to punitive action, unleash the time and realizing that though as that it should stop, enough standing on the balcony of an enamel pan with sauerkraut and cobblestones in for oppression, failing to scrutinize that there Wait downstairs crazy screaming, tossing the pan toward standing at the bottom of the peasant, ECHO, unable to understand what is It is not the same.

Police and ambulance arrived and did not understand the sequence and motives of what happened.
Grandma and lass were silent as the Indians held captive by the conquistadors. Lass intentionally, grandmother of the leaning amnesia. The remaining sincere damn really could not remember.
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