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Considering that when the Commission comes out of the mayor's office, or even where they show a better car and loyal doctor who flowering smile says that he still has, and he blessed the chief doctor to the rescue.
And our media, for the most part, excellent gloss print a la TV series "ER»
Some PEOPLE happily hawala and chokes with righteous indignation, remembering the good word brazen, snickering, Krivorukov and inept doctors and paramedics, "Ambulance" What else constantly requiring
However, to our general happiness, a wide expanse of Runet is to sensitize the public and progressive individual active people on the real situation
So, how would say, a pioneer Russian cosmonautics: - "Let's go»
In this photo report with comments, we want to present, "in principle," as told by zomboyaschiku fully manning the machine "emergency" Dzerzhinskaya substations Novosibirsk. Which "in principle" the staffing of doctors and paramedics, leaves more than a year in the call for good "in principle" the average salary.

In order not to arouse the reader's brain explosion and culture shock with the first photographs start with a fairly prepared by machines that are considered very decent.
In the first place in our ranking of specialized teams certainly machines, the newest why have not killed until the end. They sometimes fall off the side of the door. Doctors and relatives accompanying cardiac, neurological, critically ill patients transported on a stretcher, cursing climbs through the back gate))





In the photo presented porvanye and sometimes falling off the seat. That in itself is not such a school. Do not carry the seat royal

Even in some machines are broken and repaired, all the able hands of the paramedics and drivers using plaster and various improvised hni, wheelchairs. Also, by soldiers sharpness, you can easily give the patient semi-sitting position in the case, for example infarction complicated by pulmonary edema. Never mind that a mattress on a stretcher torn a couple of years ago - it is always possible to mend during shift change tape.



Further there are privileges that are thrown at the car of doctors, doctors simply, almost burdened by the presence of helpers, but burdened by the presence of ancient collapsing cardiograph.

That leads to a significant increase in their work cardiological calls. In the event of a breakdown of machinery of specialized teams, these "equipped with the latest" and "appropriate" all orders Minzravsotsrazvitiya certainly gets them.
Well, why not, these machines are equipped with a vacuum electric pumps, which clearly speaks about their ability to meet all the needs spetsializirovannoi team.



True, some of them do not work cabin stove, well, it is utter nonsense. We are accustomed to the Siberian frost.



Some simple but very necessary parts and shurushki usually purchased by drivers for their money, settle esstestvenno in the cabin.



Oh, and one more feature of the Novosibirsk emergency - many drivers repairing wheels on shinomontazhkah for their money. And to be honest, from time to time and buy them.
And this machine is equipped with a device for even oxygen. True, the ventilator has not made a long battle with welfare) By the way, and oxygen in the car, too, is not), but in which case, of course, what some cardiologists or neurologists it can be planted giving them a call estesstvenno resuscitation. And there Th, doctors and felshera we come up with something.



Well, the line goes paramedics bestseller))) Most megoukomplektovanye, the fastest and most agile, most unbreakable and eternal machine takes about 10 years. Hastily zalatanye all the same notorious tape, praise its inventor. It literally saves Novosibirsk ambulance))))



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Shovel - it's not a hint and not included as standard))))) Just in the snow, he stood the whole city, the chief doctor on TV broadcast, that even in this we have no problems, we drive everywhere, no delays. And Gauvin all the district in the warm and wet season missing.



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Compliance with sanitary norms just obvious))



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A hint in this photograph than have to drive heads, which allows such.



But in each machine is claimed here is a list of some truth in it rotted and fell off.



And most recently, apparently to add 500 speed and attack power, rather than repair, they have been assigned number 003. proud to anybody on the streets of our great city did not even think to question that this machine "Ambulance". Apparently affected the personal attraction of any superiors to thieves numbers.))



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Well, if you climb on machines still can be found as small shoals, that is not enough no effort to fix them. Rear doors, many machines are linked to the Winders, locks constantly break and drivers zae ... muchivayutsya buy locks for their money. During the financial crisis, or a loud squeak toads in your pocket, drivers clog it and the doors do not open at all. In general, all machines, there is any device, primotany ropes, tape or wire. All this is usually covered with a thick layer of dirt, dust and lube places. And only from time to time, paramedic spetsbrigad, ashamed of such devastation and realizing itself at the forefront of the domestic medicine, carried out general cleaning of the cars themselves. Therefore, the machine spetsbrigad relatively decent look. And of course, not without significance the factor that the car spetsbrigad each shift are filled, spat, and splashed zablevali various body fluids, often infected with a variety of dangerous infectious diseases. So wash regularly.
In general, talking about cars is endless, remembering again and again on various fichah and bugs))))

A bit of history, the station in question - the newest in Novosibirsk, built about 6 years ago. But the black wing of ruin and desolation is already beginning to touch her.
In summer, when it rains and the spring thaw when the rings, the floor of the garage is converted into a continuous puddle. And a special person with a special rubber-coated brush width of 2 meters expels Spring water from the garage all the time. Ruthless moisture, as well as at the Central Station, is trying to penetrate from above.



The hot water did not happen at all. Sometimes a little warm, rarely. Up to 3 floor Not dotekaet almost never. And this is important. The third floor is the dining room. In ordinatorskoj, on the 1st floor, our caring administration, under pain of anal car, prohibits put the kettle. Therefore, ezhli did you stop by the station and longed to drink flavored tea, you must metnuvshy boar, climb to the third floor. Well, eating, of course, requires the same procedure. All in the best Russian tradition - to the people.
In the kitchen, soaking up the atmosphere of another caring superiors about us. Most recently allocated storage lockers edalni accessories. In the photo appear large))))) And now correcting infa - a container the size of a pack of cigarettes around.



The size of the inlet about 15h20sm. Apartment in each booth for 3 people)))) In this respect and a little hung terrible wrong order. Some, due to the complexity of zapihivaniya cups, spoons, forks and other affectionately call them - "pornotetris." Particularly suitable is the name for the bottom row of the stalls, located 5 cm from the floor, the depth of their 40-50 centimeter and to push something in the far corner of the likely need to lie on the floor))) And around the perimeter of the kitchen, there are three almost empty Headset complete physique with cupboards, almost empty. Because the boxes in which people kept dining facilities and little things such as tea, sugar and small-pechenyushek candies were kicked out by order of administration. For Neh - unsanitary. Such luxuries as soap and toilet paper were not kind of a few years, never. Towels come in from time to time - there is as lucky. Houseware either, and huge booths plate not included. Therefore, the culture of a meal are not talking. This is the spectacle, when employees drove to dinner 5-6 hours in the evening for dinner or in the morning, run up to the kitchen and start grabbing food as horrible and what comes to hand, because the lunch 30 minutes after the call to the station.
Probably why the chief doctor did not hesitate to compare us to animals, calling on occasion "sheep, sheep and idiots»)))))
Kitchen - is also a local Bermuda Triangle. From it all disappears forever and where is unknown.

Well, there's a bit of prose of life, smoking)))) Doctors and paramedics, for the most part, subject to this harmful habit.



This place is absolutely necessary for some simple relaxation in a short lull in the fighting and
koneshno to speak well heads in the face of the head, beautiful, successful, major, young man, do not know where he worked until his brilliant appearance on this post. But to everyone's surprise, it did not have at the time of specialization in the joint venture, categories, long time, and others, is absolutely necessary in this position details. Well, strictly speaking, I do not complain too much. He still lives some parallel life, visiting the station in one known to him, and convenient schedules.
Of course, after such a major pounce likely this time change.
Yes, a big plus in his appearance there, five-minute became really Orientation meeting. Instead polutorochasovkami.

More particularly smoking room is full and obscenely verbose at the time of Slip. That is because some whim of mathematics. Most recently competent mayoral Commission has opened our eyes to what is here and has been increasing, and we receive an average of 20, 5 and 33, 6000 ruble, respectively, a paramedic and a doctor. And that is, in some unknown way, we missed a pay increase by 13, 5%, all were probably drunk))))
But, dear readers, and it is time to honor to know, for receipts is a topic for a separate discussion, and not all are collected. Also, right now, we are collecting statements from banks, certificates 2NDFL and one that was overlooked. Because, usually after receiving a fair portion of the marketplace and the abuse of their torn and thrown in the trash. So to spread some seeds, and even kosher enough))))). By the way there, and small general and brigadier, and with experience and without. And most importantly, Article 108 - the intensity at the junction paramedic in 2009 and in 2010 clearly shows the increase))))



In an interview with representatives of the Novosibirsk city site Mrs. Bolshakov said that she for evolution. But looking at the evolution of the joint venture over the years of its leadership, it brings to mind the evolutionary path of the dinosaurs. Everything that you see in the photos are not changed absolutely nothing, except of course estesstvenno the aging process, reduce and reduce.



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