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Imagine that a sausage sold to Russian mobile operators.

1. Price-list in the store indicated in USD

2. Rate USD you can always find out by contacting customer service or monthly bills.

3. Prices of sausage does not include VAT, sales tax and any other taxes, as reported by the inscription in small letters in the farthest corner of the store. 4. Additional services, such as packaging, weighing, cutting, breaking through the check, billing, are not included sausages.

5. When buying sausage, you pay it forward.

6. For the opportunity to buy the sausage, you pay a monthly fee.

7. Do you offer a large number of tariff plans, which essentially boils down to one thing: you are forced to buy at least 100 kg of sausage a month, otherwise the sausage is too expensive.

8. The program begins with the second billing kilograms, with the first five grams you can try for free, but only when making regular monthly payments.

9. If you accidentally ate six grams instead of five, you have to pay per kilo.

10. In the television advertising sellers sausages constantly proud of the fact that not just put your "overdue" money in your pocket, but only if you refuse to pay for the next sausage.

11. Taste sausage sometimes disappear, but not for long.

12. The sausage is not everywhere you can.

13. When traveling outside the city, for the eating of sausages already paid will have to pay.

14. You are constantly reminded how many days you will no longer be able to eat the sausage, if you do not make an advance payment for the next batch.

15. Outgoing of you carefully weighed sausage vendors and is payable by you at the same rate as the part.