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Ha party, you see a nice guy. You come to
him and say: "I'm fun in bed».
 - It is a direct marketing

You came to the party with your friends and see a nice
Man. One of your friends goes up to him and said: "With
her fun in bed ».
 - This listing

Ha party, you see a nice guy. You rise
and corrects a dress, walking up to him and pour him
drink. You say: "Let" and comes closer to him,
to straighten his tie and simultaneously touch
breast of his hands, and then say, "By the way, I'm fun
in bed ».
 - It's a PR

At the party, you see a nice guy. By artful
are you satisfied with the machinations of the dirty squabble between
girls present, but she remained aloof.
When all start fighting, you say "go away! Incidentally,
I'm fun in bed! »
 - This is a black PR

Ha party, you see a nice guy. He goes to
you and says, "I heard you are fun in bed».
 - It is a recognizable brand

Ha party, you see a nice guy. You persuade
it to your friend.
 - This trade mission

Your friend does not satisfy him, so he calls you.
 - This is a technical support

At the party, you see a nice guy approached him
and say, "Do you remember how you were great in bed with
Svetka? This I learned it. Come with me ».
 - This lease

At the party, you see some nice guys. You
all of them write notes on how you will be cool in
bed.
 - This direct mail

You come to the party, and there is a lot of beautiful girls. You
lower a little strap and say, "I'm cool in bed
champagne and chocolate is not necessary! »
 - It dumping

You come to the party and say, "With me cool in
bed, and you will be my third guy this evening »
 - Is Network Marketing

Ha party you immediately loudly declare - "Who is interested in
I in bed - me! "and takes them to another
party.
 - This positioning

Ha party you do not go, but they say there are only about
how are you good in bed.
 - It is unwound brand

You came to the party with your friends and see a nice
Man. You come up to him and say that your name is Sveta.
Everyone knows how good in bed Svetka. At the same time she asks
He knows that you are impersonating her. For this she asks receives
chocolate.
 - This franchise

You came to the party with your friends and see a nice
Man. You come up to him and say that you are fun in
bed. You leave with him. In the morning, he said that it was not
pleased with you.
 - This complaint

You came to the party with her friends, and you see a nice
Man. Each one tells you how cool it in bed
and that she wants to get for it.
 - This tender

You came to the party with your friends and see a nice
Man. You come up to him and say that you are fun in
bed. You leave with him. In the morning he gives you champagne, but
does not give the chocolate.
 - It is receivable

Are you going to a party, and a friend already there and
distributes notes that describe how you
good in bed.
 - This press release distribution

You come to a party and you see Hovogodnyuyu bunch of beautiful
guys say you should sleep with you five
chocolate bars and three bottles of champagne at the end of the party
kicks to zero, you wake up in bed with some
freak ...
 - This seasonal sale

You came to the party with your friends and see a nice
Man. You come up to him and say that you are fun in
bed. You leave with him. Come home, and her husband at home.
Handsome leaves empty-handed, you get into the eye.
 - It is a force majeure

You come to the party, I declare that you are fun in
bed and stands are three chocolates and a bottle of champagne, but
the one who lies with you five times a night it would cost
one chocolate bar ...
 - This wholesale discount

You come to the party and tell everyone that you
fun in bed ... After a couple of days all the guys from the party
found in HPC.
 - It is the victim of unfair advertising

You come to the party and say that you cool in
bed. To you heap up a pair of powerful girls and say:
"We agree on 30% chocolate and 40% of champagne per month.
Otherwise, you may have a problem! »
 - This is the "roof»

You come to the party and say, five present
there are guys that if each of them tell their five
pals, that's cool with you in bed, but they in turn
five more, and so on. e., they poimeyut you nothing. When it
half the country dreams as cool with you in bed, you're all
Dynamo and hide in an unknown direction.
 - It MMM

You come to the party, but nobody wants you, some
scream "expensive!", others heard from acquaintances that you do not
so good in bed, and others still have not recovered after
pregoing times ... Then you dump and the other
katish party in the nearest Uryupinsk ... There's all you want,
showered with gifts and strive to get to know ...
 - It is the work with the regions

At the party, you see a nice guy. you come to
him and say: "Hi! you know what I am today
I had a dream? I was lying on silk sheets and just
sick with desire, but on the ground there is not one
man! and my knowledge of the Kama Sutra longer
nobody needs ... that's a horror! what? you want to take me
a couple of lessons? »
 - This creative approach

You come to the party and state that you are fun
in bed, BUT, to those who treat Swiss chocolate and
French champagne, you will give once. And for those who have
there is a "Soviet champagne" and the tile "Alenka" - two or
maybe even two and a half times.
 - It protectionism

What would be the best, you're always spying on friends
uedenitsya guys ...
 - This industrial espionage

You come to the party with the light (you cool
ass, her breasts) ... all the guys exhibiting a condition:
we are together ...
 - This strategic partnership

You take a friend's dress and little makeup, promising
give her a candy bar every second of which earned
evening ...
 - This company

You're ugly and you do not want to see anybody ... But Dad
disburse the party ... the crowds and all you want ...
 - This state subsidies

You have grown old and faded ... but periodically are in
mailbox stale chocolate bar ...
 - This pension

You come to the party, do not dance, do not laugh and
just spit at all, wash your hands in the cup, spat on
candle stuck into the cake ... All the guys watching you with
lust ...
 - This leading market position

You're a lesbian, but is forced to go to heterosexual
parties ...
 - It is the policy of the company

All have long known how good you are in bed ... And then you
you let a rumor that you know how to cook awesome ...
 - This is the capture of new markets

You came to the party with your friends and see a nice
Man. You come up to him and say that you cool in
bed and you are willing to sleep with him for 2 bottles
champagne and chocolates 3. He agreed to pay only
2 bottles of champagne, as the owner of the party said that
longer ask for these services can not.
 - This state regulation of prices

You came to the party with your friends and see a lot
nice guys. You start to tell all and sundry
how you are fun in bed. Waking up after 2 days in
the apartment you see 18 bottles of champagne, 27
chocolate bars, 12 bars with filling and 2 non-use
condom.
 - This is the gross national product

You come to a party and you see a bunch of handsome guys. By
end party kicks to zero. And now in order,
something to do with you guys have to drag themselves
you to bed.
 - This drag and drop

You come to the party, and all vying begin
You ask: "Is it true, that you are fun in
bed? ", and their sebaceous rozham seen that they and
so know. You enigmatic answer: «No comments ...», and
this time the best friend Sveta, in the corner cracks
Your chocolate and drinks champagne.
 - It is planned leak classified information

You come to a party and see a nice guy
tells how you are fun in bed, and that you
need 2 bottles of champagne and two chocolate bars. You go to
your house, but you say that you have a headache, and
instead of you engaged in sex your girlfriend. For that you told her
you give one bottle and one chocolate.
 - This outsourcing

You come to the party, you see abbaldennogo Man,
come to him and say, "Let's go upstairs, I'm very good
in bed". And he says, "I can not, because I love
boys ».
 - This is the wrong choice of target group

In the evening, going to a party you noticed on the face around
eyes new wrinkles, and at the hips first signs
cellulite. Do you realize that more than 3 chocolates you have
no one will.
 - It's wear, cute ...

You go with him and you give him a friend in the car,
knowing that in any case, only one friend vozmёt chocolate
Machine and friends.
 - This offshore area

You give of chocolates and champagne, and then transmits
earned girlfriend who brings all this stuff to you
home and you in the company of your husband drink and
a snack ...
 - This is money laundering

You come to a party and you see lots of guys.
Hachinaesh offer themselves all in a row for someone that will,
some are even free to get it.
 - It's liquidation warehouse

You come to the party, all so beautiful, sexy
and confidence ... You know that you're the best in bed ...
Are you ready to surrender completely free good guy ...
But all the guys snapped some grymza and suck one
Salvage ...
 - This market, baby ...

Come to a party with her boyfriend, you see another class
Man, come to his girlfriend and propose to change guys. She
I agree, everyone is happy.
 - This barter

when 44 o'clock in the morning, climb to the roof of the house and yelling for the whole region - "I'm good in bed !!!!»
 - It's spam.

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