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I ate butter «President», but the president did not become. I smoked a pack of cigarettes «Attache», but attaches from me and it did not happen. Only when drinking beer «Kozel», he felt that begins to act like ...

And the serpent said to Eve, "Look what a beautiful gold! Taste it and you will be like God, knowing good and evil. "
So the serpent was the first for publicity.

Do you still believe in Christ? Then we go to you. Allah Akbar!

When the other rabbits have long been finished, and several times, Energizer Bunny continues to work, work and work ...

You have been washed away in a sea of ​​melting - the law of life.
You can be proud of - the Law of Foster's.

Thousands of owners of Pepsi Radio buying millions of bottles in the hope of finding Pepsi Batteries.

 - Where have you been?
 - Beer drinking.
 - But the shirt completely dry and wet.
 - And you look at the pants.

Connect the new tariff plan "Woodpecker" - and your favorite boss every 5 minutes will call expert telephone hooligans.

Meat House Borodin revealed the secret of one of this dairy sausages. It turns out it is necessary to add the meat!

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