Cats - diploma Bashny.Net

Pushkin as the water looked when he wrote about Lukomorye. Before mermaids, of course, our genetics have not yet matured, but cats scientists diplomas trained to a fair amount. Where there Kuklacheva feline tyrant with his pussy! In modern history, there are real cases of cats getting an MBA and even degrees. Looking astute cat's eyes, I'm willing to believe it. My ceremony would become a minimum PhD, if I was not so lazy. He's too smart to waste time on such human stupidity and enjoys the carefree life of the cat. However, not all the owners were so kind. Here are 7 actual cases, when the cat received a diploma.

Colby Nolan - Master MBA





In 2004 the University of Texas was Trinity Southern University extraordinary event. Home cat a local lawyer named Colby Nolan was awarded a Master of Business Administration. Incredibly clever cat interested in the FBI, which, after a thorough investigation found that six cat Colby Nolan received his diploma for a bribe of a few hundred dollars. Also, agents learned that he attended courses at a local college, worked in a fast food restaurant, and led a column in the student newspaper. Ended epic scientist cat is very sad for the institution. In December 2004, the Attorney General of Texas has closed Trinity Southern University, and the owners ordered to pay 100,000 dollars in fines for fraud.

Cat George - master of hypnosis



A couple of years ago, leading the show «Inside Out» on the channel BBC, Chris Jackson, opened with his cat George extraordinary hypnotic abilities. To the gift of talent does not disappear, he recorded a pet once in three professional organizations to obtain the corresponding certificates: British Society of NLP Joint brotherhood hypnotherapist and the Professional Association of practicing hypnosis. This allowed George to become an accredited expert in hippotherapy.

Kitty O'Malley - a high school graduate



In 1973, newspaper of the US state of Florida «The Ledger» Washington was able to get a diploma Higher Academy for Kitty O'Malley, a cat, also known as Spanky. Although the diploma was recognized as insufficient to take Kitty in college, but still it was the reason for the investigation.

Oliver Greenhalgh



December 11, 1967 «The Times» has posted a report about Oliver Greenhalgh, who became a member of the British Association of Real Estate Appraisers after payment of eleven guineas (both its recommendations have not been tested). Oliver was a cat owned by Michael Greenhalgh (Michael Greenhalgh), the operator with a television studio Wels West, who conducted an investigation on the activities of the fictitious associations.

Oreo Collins - A graduate school online



This cat, who was born about 2007. The fame brought her a diploma Dzheffersonskoy Online Graduate School in 2009, though her age did not allow her to get a degree. The investigation was initiated by the Business Bureau of Central Georgia, led by Kelvin Collins, owner of Oreo.

Henrietta Goldeyser - Scientist



Ben Goldeyser, a British journalist, has a PhD, in 2004 wrote scientific work on obtaining a diploma in nutrition for your cat, Henrietta. American Association of Consultants in the field of nutrition gladly accepted the job and issued without checking the appropriate certificate in the name of the cat. So Henriette became a certified research specialist.

Cat Fellini - certified real estate appraiser



In 1986, Roy Schaeffer, real estate appraiser from Rhode Island, received a certificate of CREA to evaluate the properties in her cat Fellini that he helped him in his work. For a certificate he honestly paid 75 bucks and then the Association of Real Estate Appraisers filed a lawsuit in federal court for fraud. After two years of trial, the judge ruled that there was no deception on the part of Roy Schaeffer and his cat was not. Legal costs in excess of $ 70,000 had to pay the Association of Real Estate Appraisers.