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1. Cat must protect people from houseplants.
2. The cat must constantly keep a man in uniform, causing him to constantly move around the apartment, bend, collecting pens, pencils, socks, etc.
3. The cat must hold fast to the teeth pen or pencil as man tries to write.
4. The cat must constantly perform the audit in the refrigerator, even if the person does not want it. If he does not want to mean something hides there, and this is something to be a good deal, and then you bring to justice the person.
5. The cat must follow the fashion. If now in vogue DVD-system, hence the modern cat must keep up with the era and periodically look into the newfangled equipment, trying to figure out what's what and why, for example, you need this one red wire.
6. cat must check each hour during the night, do not you crawled under the covers any person snake.
7. Cat from time to time have to train yourself in the event of unforeseen circus performances. For this purpose he shall periodically arrange flights home under the dome, jumping from curtains on the chandelier and back, as well as all sorts of Jumping.
8. The cat must remember that the ears and nose before going to bed man washes rare, so when he (the man) put to bed, the cat should be perched on his head, lick and clean his nose and ears.
9. Cat must help a person to spread the bed, watching to under the sheet did not have any items.
10. The cat should always remember that dream for a man is a waste of time, so the sight of a sleeping person, you must immediately wake him up by jumping from the cabinet on his stomach, and even better on the head.
11. The cat should share with the person all that he has. Always give part of furs for warming clothes and the floor, and throw away half of their food bowls.
12. The cat must from time to time hold a wet cleaning in the house. For this is enough to pull out of the kitchen sink sponge for washing dishes and dragging her into the room, breaking into small pieces so it is more convenient to do the cleaning.
13. The cat must check for any reason someone does not shut the cupboard or nightstand and closed the drawer.
14. The cat needs to know is that all boxes and packages. And from personal experience to make sure how much it is convenient and well located.
2. The cat must constantly keep a man in uniform, causing him to constantly move around the apartment, bend, collecting pens, pencils, socks, etc.
3. The cat must hold fast to the teeth pen or pencil as man tries to write.
4. The cat must constantly perform the audit in the refrigerator, even if the person does not want it. If he does not want to mean something hides there, and this is something to be a good deal, and then you bring to justice the person.
5. The cat must follow the fashion. If now in vogue DVD-system, hence the modern cat must keep up with the era and periodically look into the newfangled equipment, trying to figure out what's what and why, for example, you need this one red wire.
6. cat must check each hour during the night, do not you crawled under the covers any person snake.
7. Cat from time to time have to train yourself in the event of unforeseen circus performances. For this purpose he shall periodically arrange flights home under the dome, jumping from curtains on the chandelier and back, as well as all sorts of Jumping.
8. The cat must remember that the ears and nose before going to bed man washes rare, so when he (the man) put to bed, the cat should be perched on his head, lick and clean his nose and ears.
9. Cat must help a person to spread the bed, watching to under the sheet did not have any items.
10. The cat should always remember that dream for a man is a waste of time, so the sight of a sleeping person, you must immediately wake him up by jumping from the cabinet on his stomach, and even better on the head.
11. The cat should share with the person all that he has. Always give part of furs for warming clothes and the floor, and throw away half of their food bowls.
12. The cat must from time to time hold a wet cleaning in the house. For this is enough to pull out of the kitchen sink sponge for washing dishes and dragging her into the room, breaking into small pieces so it is more convenient to do the cleaning.
13. The cat must check for any reason someone does not shut the cupboard or nightstand and closed the drawer.
14. The cat needs to know is that all boxes and packages. And from personal experience to make sure how much it is convenient and well located.
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