Adopt a child

If you decide to have a child, but still doubt how you deal with the child, and whether it is good you will try to start to pass these simple tests, and then you decide if you are ready for this at 100%)))




1. Supermarket
Take with you to the store a couple of small animals such as goat and pig. All the time keep them in sight. Before leaving, pay for what they ate or broken.



2. Dress
Take a live octopus, a large and angry. Shove it in the marketplace net, taking care to ensure that all the tentacles remained inside.



3. Breakfast
Take a large plastic bottle. Fill halfway with water and hang from the ceiling. Shake the bottle. Now imagine that you - plane and try to get a spoon with cereal in the bottle neck. It turns out? Now stop the bottle and remove its contents on the floor.



4. Test for ingenuity
Take a piece of cardboard, which usually sell eggs. Using
scissors and paint, make her a crocodile. Now take a roll of toilet paper and turn it into a nice Christmas candle. Only use sticky tape and a piece of foil. Finally take the bag of milk, table tennis ball and an empty jar of instant coffee. Construct from all this a replica of the Eiffel Tower.



5. Mess
Now spread all upholstered furniture and curtains chocolate oil. Put herring tail behind the sofa and let him lay there all summer.



6. Toys
Take a box of Lego 50 kilograms (you can substitute the same number of large buttons). Scattered throughout the house. Remove sneakers and tie eyes. Now walk out of the room to the bathroom or kitchen. Only softly - the baby just fell asleep.



7. Night
For this test, you'll need a small sports bag that needs to be filled with sand - 5-6 kilograms. Submerge the bag fully into the water. At 15:00 take
the bag and start to dance a waltz with her, muttering something under his breath. Continue until 21:00. Place the bag on the sofa and arrange around. Get Service at 22:00. When you wake up, grab her bag and sing all the songs you've ever heard. When it turns out that more songs left - think up ten or twenty, and sing them until 4:00 am. You can relax a bit, but do not forget to have the alarm for 5:00. When you wake up, cook breakfast. Continue in the same spirit every day for 5 years, trying to keep a cheerful view of a happy parent.



8. Vehicle
Forget the BMW and buy a van. The first thing put in the glove box of chocolate ice cream in a waffle cup and forget about it. If you have a radio, cassette pushed into a 5-kopeck coin. Buy a big box of crackers and chocolate crumble all the contents in the back seat. Now take a rake and a couple walk teeth on both sides of the machine. Fantastic.



9. Physical test (for women)
Take a bag of peas and attach it to the front of clothing. Remove the 9 months. Try not to pay attention to what your wardrobe packed with clothes. You are a long time it are wearing.



10. Physical test (for men)
Go to the nearest pharmacy. Put a wallet in the cash register. Tell the pharmacist that he did it all himself. Now go to the nearest grocery store. Locate the director and arrange that now your salary will be transferred immediately to the store. Buy a newspaper. Arriving home, quietly read her the last time.



The last task

Find a family that already has a small child. Lecture them about what to do to the child was disciplined, diligent and courteous. Do not forget to give a couple of practical advice about toilet issues and about the behavior of the table. Offers a variety of options. It emphasizes the importance of not allowing children to blossom. Enjoy your moment of triumph pedagogical talent. This is the last time you know all this.



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