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Before you Nikolai Fomenko - Soviet and Russian musician, actor, radio and TV presenter, showman, Honored Artist of Russia, racer, master of sports of international class Russia, President of Marussia Motors, the director of the engineering department of the Formula-1 "Maroussia».
And what has the quality I forgot to mention? Interesting? Then I ask a cat. He also was a great humorist and author quotes Fomenko.
In the late 90s, after hearing some of these extra classes in computer science, I'm with the band nearly fell off his chair. But the past can now many citations would no longer be interested in ...
All good mood!
Quotes Fomenko.

Bill - Gay tssss ...

Who are ripe, and to eat.

Fry bee little use.

I'm not a street, went to the entrance.

In a healthy body, a healthy one.

Not that country called Honduras.

Seven times otpey once otley.

Oh well when it ends well.

Wind in the head is not incidental.

Bad head cowards does not rest.

In the legs there is no truth, it is between them.

Coughs thinner, stretch a little longer.

I'm an honest woman, and therefore expensive.

The longest end - the working day.

The woman behind the wheel as a fascist in the tank.

Russian vodka. Do not let yourself dry.

What prevents the dancer, the singer helps.

Work is not the saiga for dune will not run away.

Raped honor and conscience finally Poimena.

The main thing that Kinder was not a surprise.

Exams will not be sold out.

The village we have a huge, four drunk tank.

Man is not a dog on a bone does not rush.

Ready to stand up for others, the bus trips.

Friends do not need to have with them should be friends.

Even if you eat, you have two choices.

Wish Scot seven feet under the kilt.

Russian language without the mat turns into a report.

Erotic art of it, pornography is life.

Viagra plus diphenhydramine - Love is like a dream.

Opening the closet, still better knock first.

Do not want to for bad, the good will be worse.

The dream usually looks like an idiot neighbor's wife.

Scientists - light and ignorance - pleasant shade.

Better once Monica than the country every day.

If y you have no problems - then you finally arrived ymerli.

Boys on call - the phone 02, around the clock.

That is why the horses put and lay people.

In Russian: the world - the world and in English SAU - IPR.

Adding to the family ALWAYS - ALWAYS COCA COLA.

The wife - the wisdom, in beer - strength in water - bacteria.

The girls, and where you bought such subtle curves stockings.

"Man" - sounds good, but it looks disgusting.

Hereditary lazy, lazy to do it when the offspring.

After a non-alcoholic beer chustvuesh cheated.

Oh that's before the fish was in the water without truseley not come in.

I got rid of 80 kg of excess weight. At last I got divorced.

The more drinks Komsomolets, the fewer drinks a bully.

Girl, you are so fashionable that I was not cost-effective.

In Guariglia large nostrils, because her thumbs.

From March 27 all the jokes about Vovochka considered political.

If soap and wash children's children, that the same economic wash.

In this brothel for GSM subscribers the first 10 seconds for free.

Once there was a girl, Robin Hood took from the rich to the poor gave.

That will send a fool for a bottle because he was a fool, and one will.

And I pull out of the wide leg, and all the indignant cry - CITIZEN.

Candidates for the urgently needed prizedent crazy grandmother, the person 150.

The best way to remember the birthday of his wife - a time to forget.

At the request of readers of our newspaper will leave in rolls and without text.

After that the government made to the people, it is obliged to marry him.





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