Army savvy

During his studies, we had a military department. Well, as expected, one day we went to the training camp. Unit commander, as it turned out, was a clever man. One day, passing on his possessions, in his headquarters in the dressing room, he knocked down a fire extinguisher. Seal broke, and became penogon diligently watered neighborhood. The unit commander, as a man smart, grabbed him and began to pour into the sink. Fire extinguisher was a tough, commander of the old. Keep hard. At this time a young letёha comes and looks at this picture.
The unit commander: "Well, if you look x * - let's help !!»
Lieutenant ran out, then ran to another extinguisher, tore it to blow in the same place.
Comes orderly, and there oil painting: there are two commanders stewed conch.