Modern German anecdote. The trend, however ... Bashny.Net

First day of school after the summer holidays. 5th grade, Berlin. The teacher leads the roll.
 - Mustafa El ECx Zeri ...
 - Here!
 - Ahmed El Kabul ...
 - Here!
 - Kadir sat Olmi ...
 - Here!
 - Mohammed End Art ...
 - Here!
 - Ha Mi Alma Ayer ...
The silence in the classroom
 - Ha Mi Alma Ayer
Nobody answers
 - Last time I ask. Ha Mi Alma Ayer ...
Suddenly, the guy from the last row corresponds to:
 - Perhaps it's me, but my name is pronounced Michael Mayer.