Children's Limericks

In kindergarten the New Year. The children sleep side by side.
 Drunken Santa Claus did not bring gifts.
 Kids jumped up angry middle of the night.
 Poor Santa Claus - very sorry for him!

Oh, how fun to play
 carnation in the ass trying to drive
 Soon the drunk uncle Stas
 hedgehog will have

Out Boy on the balcony
 I grabbed a tape recorder
 I dropped it off the balcony
 So there is no postman

Girl in the field found a razor,
 "What is it? "- She asked the Pope
 The Pope replied: "harmonica» ...
... Wider and wider smile crumbs!

"Uncle something ate out of boredom,
 For a long time chasing bugs dyadeyu »

They say potatoes eaten
 Colorado beetles.
 We can do without potatoes
 If only there were men.