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Children's Limericks
In kindergarten the New Year. The children sleep side by side.
Drunken Santa Claus did not bring gifts.
Kids jumped up angry middle of the night.
Poor Santa Claus - very sorry for him!
Oh, how fun to play
carnation in the ass trying to drive
Soon the drunk uncle Stas
hedgehog will have
Out Boy on the balcony
I grabbed a tape recorder
I dropped it off the balcony
So there is no postman
Girl in the field found a razor,
"What is it? "- She asked the Pope
The Pope replied: "harmonica» ...
... Wider and wider smile crumbs!
"Uncle something ate out of boredom,
For a long time chasing bugs dyadeyu »
They say potatoes eaten
Colorado beetles.
We can do without potatoes
If only there were men.
Drunken Santa Claus did not bring gifts.
Kids jumped up angry middle of the night.
Poor Santa Claus - very sorry for him!
Oh, how fun to play
carnation in the ass trying to drive
Soon the drunk uncle Stas
hedgehog will have
Out Boy on the balcony
I grabbed a tape recorder
I dropped it off the balcony
So there is no postman
Girl in the field found a razor,
"What is it? "- She asked the Pope
The Pope replied: "harmonica» ...
... Wider and wider smile crumbs!
"Uncle something ate out of boredom,
For a long time chasing bugs dyadeyu »
They say potatoes eaten
Colorado beetles.
We can do without potatoes
If only there were men.
