Children's Limericks Bashny.Net

In kindergarten the New Year. The children sleep side by side.
 Drunken Santa Claus did not bring gifts.
 Kids jumped up angry middle of the night.
 Poor Santa Claus - very sorry for him!

Oh, how fun to play
 carnation in the ass trying to drive
 Soon the drunk uncle Stas
 hedgehog will have

Out Boy on the balcony
 I grabbed a tape recorder
 I dropped it off the balcony
 So there is no postman

Girl in the field found a razor,
 "What is it? "- She asked the Pope
 The Pope replied: "harmonica» ...
... Wider and wider smile crumbs!

"Uncle something ate out of boredom,
 For a long time chasing bugs dyadeyu »

They say potatoes eaten
 Colorado beetles.
 We can do without potatoes
 If only there were men.