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Should man at the urinal with a mobile phone to the ear:
 - Mary, I can not talk to you - my hands are busy!
 - ...
 - I Ssu, Masha!
 - ...
 - Shit, x * k in my hands !!!
 - ...
 - What do you mean, "whose x * k?" !!!

Sit-son and father-Georgians Georgians talk.
 Son:
 - Dad, I fucked zhenschynu esly that cancers flock, this a woman?
 Father:
 - Femme fatale, son!
 Son:
 - Dad, esly I fucked a woman who just stood there?
 Father:
 - It was a woman!
 Son:
 - Dad, if I otebal on bags with raisins?
 Father:
 - You iZYuMItelny boy!