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Dirty humor whom?

Should man at the urinal with a mobile phone to the ear:
 - Mary, I can not talk to you - my hands are busy!
 - ...
 - I Ssu, Masha!
 - ...
 - Shit, x * k in my hands !!!
 - ...
 - What do you mean, "whose x * k?" !!!

Sit-son and father-Georgians Georgians talk.
 Son:
 - Dad, I fucked zhenschynu esly that cancers flock, this a woman?
 Father:
 - Femme fatale, son!
 Son:
 - Dad, esly I fucked a woman who just stood there?
 Father:
 - It was a woman!
 Son:
 - Dad, if I otebal on bags with raisins?
 Father:
 - You iZYuMItelny boy!
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Quotes of famous women
Humor and fun for today
Humor and fun
Well, almost everything is correct)))
Museum of cell phones
Jessica Alba revelation of Himself
A day in the life in the village of Pyramid
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Card games
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The trigger for the mind? 25-year-old boy was taken out of the coma, focusing ultrasound on a small area in the center of the brain
...
Quotes of famous women
...
Humor and fun for today
...
Humor and fun
...
Well, almost everything is correct)))
...
Museum of cell phones
...
Jessica Alba revelation of Himself
...
A day in the life in the village of Pyramid
...
15 things today that do not get caught our children
 Print out on a rainy day .... Although meanly  Such is man-Swab