Troy, those who have not read Bashny.Net

The plot:
 Elena going to fuck!
 No! Paris it was a mistake!
 But yesterday? Excellent as fuck !!!
 Yesterday, too, it was a mistake!
 The day before yesterday?
 All this week - big mistake!
 Hm. Let soak for boob.
 On.
 Oh yeah baby! Come on, can stir up another mistake!
Come on. (sighs)
 Poeblis. (nicho did not show even the nipples)
 Here's a necklace of shells! I am going!
 Paris Me Without You - fucked!
 I without you, too! Valim to Troy.
 OK!
 Floating on the ship:
 Brother Hector ...
 Yes, Paris?
 I've stole Barely
Well.
 You ueban! (sailors) to unfold ship!
Paris: I'll go along with it!
 Hector: Nihuya like, you overwhelm!
 Paris: I do not care! Love!
 Hector: (sailors) to unfold ship! Troy.
 That dad is Elena!
 Very nice.
 Hector boy can you be on the 5 seconds!
 Yes, Dad.
 Your brother has changed. He became just pizdabolom, but there was something in it!
 What do you think, what are the consequences?
 Well, Dad, and everything is clear. All Greeks will come to take her.
 Pope: the fuck? Walls of Troy impregnable! ABOUT! and, the truth, I forgot.

Achilles.
 I will fight, I will fight, I will fight, I will not ...
 (furiously pulls petals from daisies)
 Comes Odyssey.
 I have a cunning beast, but you ahueeny wars. This war will glorify you!
 Achilles: Well, I do not even know ...
 Achilles: Mom! What will happen?
 Mom: If you go, then become famous and will die, if you stay, the less be famous and stay alive! Achilles (taking the last petal of the daisy) I will fight!

Landing:
 Everyone remembers the "Saving Private Reina"?
 Only when the Nazis and then the Trojan archers.
 The boat is moored the first Achilles, and he begins to distribute chums!
 There was a great!
 Everyone wins! No one really almost killed everyone, though very effectively and competently. Confused only that the armor - fuck.
 Punches breastplates of bronze cutting stroke.
 In the evening comes the feast of the Kings. All congratulate the chief of the king. About Achilles no one remembers.
 I will not fight! (pulls out a daisy)

Paris and Helen's husband (name rusty, but it plays Willie druzhban red hair who threw stones and rubber ax in the last frame of the English bursting)
 Paris: Hector I want to stop the war, and for that I have to give on eblu husband.
 Hector: He will give you kicked! Polyube!
 Paris: What the fuck? I Tsarevich!
 Hector: (giving him his shield) Try your best to wear down!
They fight. Paris is small and pathetic. Husband and large ahuenny.
 Cropped Paris the leg.
 Paris crawls to his brother and hugs his legs.
 Husband: Stand back, I'll kill him.
 Hector: He's my brother.
 Huyarit husband's sword. He falls.

The battle begins.
 Battle - fucking.
 Achilles is watching from the hill.
 Trojans give all pussy. All shout: - Paul, will finish!
 Hector: There archers, well, fuck them. We go behind the wall! All go.

Council Three
 Pope: Priest are you sure that the gods say we ahuennye and they shit?
 Yes!
 That means they will finish in the morning!
 Hector: It's garbage, let lutshe topple! Priest: No, signs stopudovo!
 Dad: We eboshit!

Another battle.
 Battle fucking. Huge balls rolling down the slope. Balls of hay, but then begin to burn and fucked!
 All the lights!

Ahead of Achilles.
 Before him Hector.
 Begin eboshitsya. All around them.
Hector quickly and accurately cut the gourd Achilles. All in shock.
Removes his helmet - op-pa! Framed, is not he, and his sister. Small pidarchonok which teaches Achilles mecharoy waving!

A voice from the back row of the war. All the fucking battle today will not !!!
 All odds! (although, logically?)

Achilles gets up in the morning.
 Where is my sister? Killed, she says it is better than war. And then he gets eblu. Morning. Achilles comes the gates of Troy and the sweat starts to shout: Hectare!
 Hectare! (audience begins to cry after 5-6go heard hectares, many neigh)

Issued hectares. Fight!
 They fight just fine! Well, just how fucked up !!! The best thing is for the movie!
 Achilles kills hectares! A pity he was a good man. Correct!

It binds the body with a rope and takes on a chariot.

Night.
 Dad comes into the room.
 Give me the body!
 Achilles: Who are you?
 Dad: I'm the Pope!
 Achilles: Well, no dick yourself! You're a brave grandfather!
 It gives body.

Quote:
 "It's been 12 days»
 In the middle of the beach is a great horse. From boats.
 Papa, Paris and chief military chief Troy (played another red dad Willie Volos, too red)
 Paris: sleep all this crap!
 Dad: Well I do not even know it is a gift to the gods!
 Priest: Taking!
 Paris: Zhgem!
 Dad: Wrap.

All. At night, climbs out of the horse:
 Odysseus, Achilles and the war.
 War of cut and open the gates. Massacre Begins!
 Slaughter this Statement. All the time show that runs Brad Pitt and looking for love: sister of Hector and Paris.

She stands on her knees and pray.
King Comes Home (after killing ailing Pope)
 Here you got me. Are you going to wash my feet and drink water.
 She pulls out a dagger and pokes in the neck to the King. The king died.
 She grabbed the war and begin to steal. (it is generally the whole movie all pussy)
Here comes Achilles. It gives lyuley wars.
 Standing in front of her on his lap. And he said:
 - You are my love ... Carrot.
 Paris comes and puts an arrow to the heel.
 His Sister yells:
 - No! This is my love!
 He let another 4-D boom. Achilles sdyhaet.
 Paris with her sister sёbuyut in the secret passage.

The final. Odysseus sets fire to the body of Achilles.