So, clearly :))

Vanya and Manya - painters. Paint wall flats are at the 10th floor.
 Suddenly Van itch in a little.
 - Hey, Man! Can `t stand!
 - Did you come straight from the cradle!
 - Yes, you sho! There are people down there!
 - And you humus stronger, just out into the fountain you will get!
 - Yes, I'll at ** Nus!
 - Not at all! I'll keep going!
 - Hard?
 - Tightly! Come on!
 Well, Vanya stood on the edge of the basket, Manya the back of his belt holds, and he leaned forward and greatly facilitated right in the pool. Beauty!
 Then Mans itch to sneeze!
 KAAK sneeze and ... released Vanya, and he went down like a sack of shit ...
 It took several months. And in an American bar, sit and talk jane three where most men to women eager for.
First:
 - I've just now been in Paris since the French did not give me a pass.
 Everyone strove to drag into bed! It's in their scheme of things!
 Second:
 - Nah, eager for the best - it's the Mexicans. I was there recently.
They're all so sweaty, hairy! Straight through the eyes of undress! Sperm already rushing out of your ears!
 Third:
 - All this is nonsense! Wildest men in Russia!
Here think for! A couple of months ago I was in Moscow. I walk down the street past the fountain.
Suddenly I heard a sound from above. I lift my head and see:
man flies on me some! Unbuttoned his pants, and he held his hands over the penis and shouts:
 -P AND AND AND AND AND AND W A A A A A A A .. !!!!!