As I went to get a carpenter

Prahazhu kuyu in the office in a hostel ...
 There's basement ... In the basement heels Vivid men)
 They immediately asked -Cho nada? -
 Type carpenter needed ... Here I am
 They -Chuvak, look at you ... do you Coy tries carpenter ??? -
 Adnaznachna carpenter ...
 They Yeah, come on, pepper, you Nichrome not like plotnika-
 Yeah ya was the best carpenter in our vocational
 They - Oh nah-
 Well, not the best, but one of them -
 Here is the Coy Dzyadok -Sluh, dude, and you can make a frame? -
 Kuyu tries frame old ones?
 He -Well frame bl% nah, ramu-
 Yes, you're an old man tries pashёl ... kuyu frame?
 He appears at the window -Vish? -
 Well see ...
 He -Cho vish dude? -
 Akno see
 He -Yeah, window Smagёsh? -
 The old man, x% Do you teach me, I do not know Cho choli as a frame to do? !!! -
 Everyone in the two-minute stupor ...
 They -Karoch, man, a carpenter with the cha ... worthless paydёm us a plumber? -
 Not nah, I'm a carpenter, men
 They Yeah, okay, we have a good team, we bush brother nah-
 Yes, to those brothers bl%
 They -Zarplata raelnaya, bride-price, heifers mnoga suffers from santehnikoy-
 Heifers ... umm ... biting ... And they did not suffer frames?
 They -Chuvak Well, you got ... -
 (c) Byrts