38 reminders visitor office MTS Bashny.Net

Dear visitors of the MTS office! We remind you that:

1. Express Card - payment are sold at the box office (right next room).
 2. "Put on account" can be in the same place.
 3. Tariff change - in front of the computer serviced.
 4. 'borrow roaming "- Ibid.
 5. "Put roaming" in the same place.
 6. In general, there are such beasts as unknown to science, "Rowling", "romling", "roving" and "diamond". And "ramen" too !!!
 7. Restore SIM-card - there.
 8. Take a printout can be in the service of the fin. control (right diagonally).
 9. All price lists with the new (and old) rates are at the front.
 10. The cheapest rate does not exist !!!
 11. The most profitable too.
 12. And the most comfortable, too. (There is only the most "rational" most "local", the most "active", etc.)
 13. Instructions to the phones we do not sell separately.
 14. Cards BI + we have !!!
 15. And we do not know where they are sold !!!!!!
 16. Cards MCC not too !!!
 17. See item 15.
 18. Cards "Sonnet" "however, also !!!!!!!!!
 19. See item 17.
 20. Internet - cards have also not !!!!!!!!!
 21. What is the "Beeline" we do not know.
 22. Do not connect to it, respectively.
 23. Here we have - ONLY "MTS".
 24. Tariff "Jubilee" is only in the MLS. "Economic" too.
 25. What is the MCC we do not know.
 26. In the US, we do not "take."
 27. Uttering the phrase "MTS stealing money" you risk your life.
 28. "Megaphone" - a device for voice amplification.
 29. The question of "I need a phone to 300 km from Moscow took" Kara lecture on the principles of networks GSM.
 30. All vehicles "sensitivity," "pickup", etc. - The same.
 31. Fees "No monthly fee" exist only in advertising.
 32. / used phones we have, and we do not accept them and do not plan ...
 33. Set "Payphone" - is not a CD
 34. Miniklaviatura for Ericsson's really worth 58 rubles, it's not a typo ...
 35. Phones we will not charge.
 36. If you buy 2 phones at once, discounts are not given.
 37. The tariff "Summer" operates in the summer, fall, winter, perhaps, well, spring, perhaps, too.
 38. bliiiiin! As you all get it!