They say life

So, in the days before the denomination of T-bills, its climax and other industrial growth, in Omsk, as elsewhere, has flourished shuttle business. Were taken from Turkey, Pakistan, UAE and other aircraft cheap clothes on a chartered traditionally congested An-12 (they are now a little fly). Crews on data transport workers were cunning themselves had little gesheft with these flights, so try to save on everything, including fuel. The navigator, he's out and need to calculate how much fuel up to the dal, you will need to fill in the Emirates in the tanks to go home; "Extra" money balances from refueling shared between the crew.

One winter navigator miscalculated. Headwind crept into the plans of crew, fuel and finished kilometers sixty or seventy to Omsk. The plane came in to land in a field covered with snow, and even at night. Fortunately, the moon was shining, so anything they've seen. In general, the top economic heroism. They sat down, then on his belly and rolled. The screws to this point has revolved idle. Roll itself, reduce speed, and suddenly in the face show the way, and on it is a Zhiguli extinguished lights. We can not turn away well in any way.

In Zhigulenko, as it turned out later, the head of the village family drove his wife to give birth. And it has occurred at a time next fight, so the car stopped and the head moved to the back seat.

Fortunately, the AN-12 drove over Zhigulenko no body and wing. Unfortunately, the screw has not been canceled. And they demolished the roof completely, chop into small cabbage. Ride a little more, the aircraft stopped, the crew jumps out and rushes to the chopped machine, dreading to discover inside a bloody mess. A man discovers ohuevshego and gives birth to a woman, because at the moment they pass the plane of bending have been lying to the woman in labor. A man either leaves, or crawls out of the remains of the vehicle, inspect your vehicle slowly coming around, looking at the moon, on the plane, crew and says catchphrase, who later became the legendary saying in Omsk Aviation:

 - Commander, seven lemons - and the traffic police do not call!



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