Everything is relative

Brains creak - no strength, no memory, and even more so ... I called a friend, complaining:
 - Mash, I became such a blockhead, distraction, forgetfulness, clumsiness and even so in the whole body formed that grief even hang himself probably could not ... Now here's a salad on his head knocked over; (
 - Yes I Do? How?
 - Yes, that's true. Bent, hooked, overturned. All face in sour cream, cucumber on the eyes; (
 - Only in your head?
 - Well, another shoulder to the floor and table ...
 - Happy ...
 -?!
 - I've been in the antenatal clinic yesterday overturned a table with analyzes ...
Well, that still managed to catch a jar! Near grandmother stood sobbing, she collected fasting urine week, and I just bank it all turned, others have anything on the bottom left ...
Light, there was a scream! Everything wraps, and a nurse and grandmother, and a table with walls! .. So ... are you happy, Sveta!

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