How to take aim at a traffic policeman))

Going with a friend in a car. I'm driving. Decided to slip in bystrenkomu through the intersection, but as usual - here it is ... whistles ... stick waving, trying to keep solid). Suitable seems, says: "Your rights pzhalsta." Get, get out. He told me - "Well, you call my name and patronymic, violate?" ... I have a stupor ... I think - "How does he know me ???? Probably children learn together not otherwise ... »
 What follows is about the dialogue:
 I (smiling and cheerful ochchen) - Well, how are you doing? As a family, kids?
 He - (confused and frantically rummaging in the recesses of my memory) - Yes, everything seems normal.
 I - is not Your child transferred to our school?
 He - What was?
 I - Well, she is there for me to say recently.
 He (slower and slower) - No, stay in the old.
 Z - A rest where you are going?
 He - no, I work ...
 I - Ahh ... well then, call ...
 He - Okay ... call ...
 Gives the right, turns and slowly walks to his car.
 I sit behind the wheel, a friend asked - "Is that your friend?". I say that I can not remember, but if a man knows my name and patronymic - so familiar. Yes ... exactly familiar ... I turned to her friend and see what she slides off the seat to the floor all red from laughing. Bother her - "what, what?" I ask ... She says - what is your name in the rules are written)))))
 Here is a man tormented probably still)