Funny names

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I work in a commercial bank and do the register of shareholders. To date, these registries has gathered more than 70 thousand people (a small town!) - And we decided to all of us coming across the names of fun to collect ratings and then play the prize of the week, month, etc.

Just funny names such as Popik, tadpoles, truffles and other includes only the starting ratings, therefore, do not bring them here.

Well that's what we have in the collection (I swear, everything is documented, saw copies of your passport!).

Kakashkind, Blyatko, Chmyryuk, a woman with the surname Flooring (interesting question: how life, Flooring?), An eccentric with a sonorous name Bilayner (interestingly, his cell free handed?), A man by the name of Tampak (and would like to add, is not it?) worthy citizen Judas Shlemovich Prezerman (here at the Chekhov: there is no subject that could not be a Jewish name, and the name and patronymic what kind!), director of a solid company by the name of Piskin (he used to call the office, all ugorayu). < br />
Well, now the top three (in ascending order) this month, I repeat - I have a copy of the passport!)

3) Alexander asshole (hard truth?)

2) Leonid N. Huer (even more!) And

1st place - hit of the season - a woman with the surname INTRALIGATOR (such as international crocodile).

We decided to peruse all of 2, 7 million subscribers in the Moscow telephone network and highly compute similar names.

The richest obscene names appeared on the letter "B».
In Moscow, toil under the yoke of one drazniteley Blyabkin and nine Blyablinyh. And yet without the number of holders of such names as Blyaror, Blyatnik and just buckle. We express your sympathy to these people. And Blyakher, and all Blyahmanam Blyaherovoy.

Against the background of these sufferers can only be glad for the three families, who proudly wear the name of Bobby. Or Bobinchik-Rabinovitch.

A Nedrischevyh in Moscow only two, but there is another Sruchkin, four and one Suhozad Zadnikovyh.

Pyatizhopovyh, respectively, five.
On three Nadhullinyh there is one Podhullin.
Onanizev is present in two copies, Pupkin - in three, and two of brandy, too.

Compete with the letter "B" in the Russian alphabet can make only the letter "X", which starts three Herdvimovyh one garbage one Hernes, one and three Herenkovyh Heresh.

Somehow, we have a very unpopular name of alcoholics - those are only two.

But five families have the surname Faggot!
These adjacent Pedora and Pedyachaya citizens, on whose background is very robust design lives holders Shnurapet names, Sabbath, Zuzya, Zaduiviter, Sivokobylenko, Sivokoz, Paltsapupa, Zababashkin, Durnopeyko, Narco, Schmal and Glyukin.

We believe that very unlucky one national and nine Mudorisovym Mudela.

But the fact that in Moscow one bad had three good and even three Garnier says that good people still more than the poor.

And finally - ball among us, there are as many as 121 of them PP only one.

Chainikova -17 (well represented when the policeman stops on the road).

And about politics. Zyuganov in Moscow live 39, Yeltsin - four.
Plus varieties: Yeltsin - 1, -2 Eltsin, Elson - 3.
Chernomyrdin - 31 Chernomord - 1 Chernomordikovyh - 1 Chernomordin - 5, Lenin - 6, Krupskaya - 36 Stalin - 3.

The most common in Moscow, Ivanovo - 21833 subscribers.
They are followed by Petrov did not, as one might assume, rather Kuznetsov - 17440. Petrov is in third place - 9953, pushing him legitimate Sidorov, which is also very much.

And here are a few samples of names: