As metal princess rescued

POWER METAL
The hero arrives on a white unicorn,
He escapes from the dragon, rescues the princess from the castle,
and they make love in an enchanted forest.

THRASH METAL
The hero arrives, kills the dragon,
saves the princess and Tr @ x @ is it. Quickly and without frills.

HEAVY METAL
The hero arrives at the "Harley", kills the dragon,
drink a little beer and Tr @ x @ a princess.

FOLK METAL
The hero arrives in the company of friends,
playing the accordion, violin, flute and other strange instruments,
dragon, tired to dance, falls to the ground and falls asleep. Then all leave ... without the princess.

VIKING METAL
The hero arrives on combat Drakkar,
kills the dragon with his mighty ax, tore off its skin and eats it,
rapes the princess to death, she takes all her jewelry and burns the castle,
before you leave ...

DEATH METAL
The hero arrives, kills the dragon, Tr @ x @ a princess,
He kills her and leaves.

BLACK METAL
The hero arrives at midnight,
kills the dragon and puts him on a stake in front of the gates of the castle.
Then he sodomizes the princess makes a dark ritual, drinking her blood,
and then kills it. Then the princess puts on a stake next to the dragon.

GORE METAL
The hero arrives, kills the dragon and spreads his guts in front of the castle,
Tr @ x @ a princess and kills her. Then Tr @ x @ is her body,
He cuts open the belly and eats her guts. Then Tr @ x @ a corpse again, burn it and Tr @ x @ is again.

DOOM METAL
The hero arrives, sees the huge size of the dragon and understands,
that he could never beat him, gets depressed and commits suicide.
The dragon eats him and the princess bites. So ends this sad tale.

PROGRESSIVE METAL
The hero arrives with a guitar and plays a 26 minute solo.
The dragon kills himself out of boredom. The hero rises to the bedroom princess and plays another solo,
using all the techniques that he learned in the last year of the conservatory.
The princess escapes looking for the hero who goes by "Harley" and listen to HEAVY METAL ...

GLAM METAL
The hero arrives, the dragon can not help laughing,
looking at its appearance, and passes it to the castle.
The hero steals the princess make-up and tries to paint the castle in the pretty pink color.

GRINDCORE
The hero arrives two minutes waving his arms
and yells something unintelligible, and then leaves.

NU METAL
The hero comes to the broken-down Honda Civic and attempts
battle with a dragon, but burned alive because his idiotic wide
pants light from the dragon flame.

INDUSTRIAL METAL
Hero comes in a dirty raincoat,
It shows the dragon any obscene gestures, and protection under the white hands
She drags him out of the fairy tale.

GOTHIC METAL
The hero arrives in a black carriage, getting out,
corrects make-up. For a long time looking at the dragon, showing PAPHOS,
causing him to become depressed and begins to cry. The hero goes to the castle,
He sees the princess realizes that she does not labor, falls into depression pompous.
Princess depressed by the behavior of his savior and on,
that life is a failure. Dreamland depressed

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