Girls are different ...)))

I traveled with a friend to the house. In his car. We go slowly, no hurry, despite the late hour. Votes girl. We are on the way. Girl pretty screwy. Plops down on the back seat. Just to touch her cell phone rang, and not having to listen to party, she starts yelling, "Yes, damn! Food already Jam soon come !!! Food, damn! ".
 In a rage, throws the cell phone in her purse. After a moment, a very gentle and tender voice:
 - Guys, can nemozhko hurry, and my husband is home vyebet ...
 For a moment, I think. He understands that cultural companies do not behave, and adds:
 - Well, in a figurative sense ...
 Immersed in itself. He begins to rummage in her purse. I feel myself she did not finish the inner monologue. And already more for herself, she with a little sadness in his voice says little quieter:
 - But in a direct, perhaps, is unlikely ...
 Finds purse cigarette, lights it produces smoke (we have gone for it, all on complete autopilot) ... and revenge-dreamy voice: - And the more I now, in fact, it is not necessary ...

***

It was yesterday. I walked from the barbershop, the mood of super-strizhechka, ukladochka, manicure. In general - a female person will understand me, and the peasants it is not necessary. It got to the subway, she decided to stand up, to smoke ...
 Instead they exit the subway is a couple ... Man 25 years, so pretty, her face - furious ... and girls 18-20 years old, blonde, figurochka - doll, one word ... Wayward baby's face, which was denied in a toy or ice cream is not my mother bought ... So he goes around, waving his hands, something to prove ... Pooret two minutes looking at her:
 - Now you understand?!
 She sponge puff:
 - And my mom said that ...
 He, the poor have eyes get out, he again prove anything, explains ...
 - Well, you can understand me ?!
 She is the same person:
 - And our girls say ...
 The guy in the heat of passion, almost crying ...

I laughed, finished his already went home, just past them ... And I almost passed as the guy runs:
 - Girl, you can ask a few questions?
 And beautiful it looks so confused ... I was funny, I say:
 - Of course ...
 Further dialogue. He is looking from head to toe:
 - Thus, the figure seems to be nothing ...
 I begin to wonder:
 - That is the question?
 - No, what I can see for myself ... In face nothing like too ...
 I start to get annoyed:
 - It's all? Goodbye ...
 - No, wait ... Tell me, do you read books?

I already can not think, think, respond - quickly fall behind:
 - Read ...
 - What kind?
 - Different ...
 - And they like the most?
 - Remark ...
 - A poem?
 - Also like ...
 - In the theater?
 - I love ... Especially "Contemporary» ...
 - Museums?
 - If what interested ... only without excursions, like a walk ...

 - You learn?
 - The University of ...
 - Who will you be?
 - Lawyer ...
 - Do you study well?
 - I have enough ...
 - At the exhibition go?
 - When the time has ...
 - Pubs?
 - Do not burn ...
 - With friends on the nature?
 - With pleasure ...
 - Dance?
 - What I have not seen?

During the dialogue, the girl of his more ofigevaet ... However, I too ...
 He:
 - So cute, clever, interesting, humorous ...
 I'm beginning to lose his temper, raise my voice:
 - All?! No more questions?!
 He is gaining a deep breath and yelled:
 - Last question!!! So what, one wonders, x .., in your place, this stupid ?!

Tags

See also

New!

Subscribe to our groups in social networks!

New and interesting