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We live in very interesting times. Now mark in history, albeit shallow, can leave one. To this end, it is not necessary to fly into space, enough to put in the video network with seals. More often, we sell, buy, change, inform, request, including on the Internet.
< Website has been very interesting, but is it possible to trace the stages of life of the whole family on such ads? Research we conducted, but decided to dream a little on this subject.
- «urgently requires an experienced climber, able to learn to climb the walls of a young man who is afraid of heights. The Batman costume with a bouquet of flowers. Payments high. "
- «Newlyweds remove a small furnished apartment in any area. Everyone, including the timely payment guarantee! The presence of a huge double bed and deaf neighbors certainly! »
- « We are looking for a cot and stroller, you can b / y. "
- «Buy headphones for quite deaf and neighbors. You can b / y. »
P.S. Older than 45 years with no experience to participate in beauty contests! » « for sale the shoes for children. Unworn. Size did not fit, but do not change happen. " «We are looking for a garage in our area for a small car. Really small. If you do not have a garage, but the empty well for the dog kennel large enough, you still call! » « Urgent sell a double bed! Inexpensive! Highly recommended for families wishing to have a child! » « We are looking for a house in the suburbs for a family of four, with a double garage. The presence of a number of school and kindergarten mandatory. We will sell landscaped kennel St. Bernard with a pit for inspection. » « required math tutor for a third grader, with experience and a lack of nerves. Nanny Wanted for a four-year girl, with experience as a psychologist and a stuntman. » « Missing albino hamster-Clyde and the favorite of the family, a charming red-haired cat Bonnie. Please help me find! Children are waiting for their pets! » « Thank you all for your participation! Bonnie came herself - guilty, but well-fed. The search can be stopped. Urgent buy an albino hamster, like the Clyde! » « Family, friends and neighbors congratulate the wonderful couple, living in a big house in the suburbs, on the 15th anniversary of the joint happiness! Keep it up, guys » « Urgent need a private detective - a specialist in adultery, capable of catching in the act cunning and vile individual of a male. " «for an experienced devil (fit and a good divorce lawyer), could turn into hell the life of one deceitful villain». «repentant sinner immediately buy the flower market and a small jewelry store" . «For a month a large house in the suburbs (we made it up and go to Hawaii!)." «Witnesses accident on Flower Street (at 14.00 the car knocked down a teenager on a bicycle), please call the family or the police." «urgently needed a rare blood type. Our son is going to die if you do not do a transfusion soon. With him die, and we are. Please. » « We have no words to express my sincere thanks to all responded. We are very happy - our boy will live. We are proud of - he will live on the same planet with you » « tutor is required for the class of "piano" for treteklassnitsy.. Preferably with experience of playing - rugby or American football. Payments high. " «Buy an old car, small car, it is advisable not to go. Red or yellow, you can be flowered. Son graduated from high school with the triplets. » « The family of a large house in the suburbs carries out the action "Emergency farewell to childhood." Rollerblading, Skiing, teen bicycles, skates, toys - all the b / y. Come, take quicker, while the kids are away. » « We will sell the piano in excellent condition, priced. Teachers, who promised to burn tool on the lawn at our house, please do not worry! » « urgently needed a master to remove the tattoo on the right-hand one obnoxious girls. Payments high, provided that the procedure is long and painful! » « Buy a scooter b / y, with one wheel and without a motor. Congratulations on your graduation, my daughter! » « We are looking for a small apartment in the capital for a brilliant graduate aerospace university. » « Family, friends and neighbors congratulated the jubilee head of the family, living in a large house in the suburbs. Everything is just beginning! » « We are looking for a small apartment in the capital for budding pianist ». « Municipality informs that marks awarded "The pride of our town" raketostroitelya engineer and pianist virtuoso will be held in a large house in the suburbs of their parents. » « irrepressible old man buys a wheelchair made of titanium alloy with the engine. The machine must reach a speed of at least 60 km / h. At lower speeds the pursuit of their grandchildren is much more complicated. » « required nurse-nurse for the elderly man. With the experience. Not younger than 50 years! Do not model looks! » « Family, friends and neighbors will miss you very much. We love you and still believe that everything is just beginning. Farewell will be held at 12.00 in the big house in the suburbs. » « Lonely elderly woman acquainted with a man the same age. Just for sharing tea and a pleasant conversation! As sex can offer viewing family photos and a master class in the struggle against marasmus. » « Older women urgently need a nurse with a medical background who is able to play poker and preference. » «sell more lonely house in the suburbs».
Oleg Nagornov specifically for the Website
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