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• Rabbit Goodman took away money from the rich and gave to the poor ... by a small percentage
  
  • -. Sonia, do you want to say that I am spoiling your life
    ? - No, Monya, you did it to fertilize
    
    • A disgruntled customer with a shout:
      ! - Yesterday I have bought a USB flash drive, so I have it still not opened
      ! - Well, you sho !!! yelling so? You may think you sho parachute did not open
      
      • -! Sofochka! You are so well-read, well-groomed and romantic nature! Let's maybe the mine: champagne, candles, poems read, look at the stars
        ? - Semotchka, I was amazed to apologize: Sho, cekcu will not
        
        • - Izzy, sho vie did you do, if they come to you? thieves and will be looking for money?
          - Abram, I beg you ... I will laugh and seek with them ...
          
          
          
          
          • - You know, Monya was right old Einstein. Everything in this world is relative.
            - What do you mean, Abrasha
            ? - I have to go, that the hundred dollars, which does not know my Sarochka, for me far more than the thousands that I gave it
            
            <. - rosette, you did not rowan, Schaub insist on cognac. DRINK port and not to show off.
            
            • Odessa zoo.
              - Dad, if the lion will break out of the cage and someone will eat me on what bus to go home
              
              • -? The Rebbe, and what is the brain drain?
                - In your case, Sam, it's runny nose
                
                • -! O Lord, what a fool I was, going to marry you
                  ! - Little Sophie, I still was so fascinated by you, Shaw did not even notice ...
                  
                  
                  
                  
                  • - You know, Fima I kept looking for the meaning of life and I can not find it.
                    - And in the refrigerator no
                    ? - No
                    . - So, we drank yesterday
                    
                    • -! Rabinovich, how you live
                      ? - Whether life is beautiful, whether I a masochist ...
                      
                      • - Hello, Yosya? This is Celia. Now you can talk?
                        - Yes, I can ...
                        - Then listen to ...
                        
                        • - Oh, your Abramchik face - the spitting image of dad
                          ! - It's not scary, it would be healthy
                          
                          
                          
                          
                          • -! Boris, why do you have in your car smells so bad - What do you want, 120 horses
                            
                            • -! Rosette, and you love her Yasha
                              ? - Of course! How is it worse than others
                              
                              • -? Sam! Wee know Shaw is the positive emotions?
                                - And sho
                                ? - It's the emotions that arise, if at all put
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