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Odessa - a special city. On the unique humor and famous slang of its inhabitants were legends, write books and make films.
We are in the Website adore wit Odessa and in a hurry to share it with you.
Rabbit Goodman took away money from the rich and gave to the poor ... by a small percentage
-. Sonia, do you want to say that I am spoiling your life
? - No, Monya, you did it to fertilize
A disgruntled customer with a shout:
! - Yesterday I have bought a USB flash drive, so I have it still not opened
! - Well, you sho !!! yelling so? You may think you sho parachute did not open
-! Sofochka! You are so well-read, well-groomed and romantic nature! Let's maybe the mine: champagne, candles, poems read, look at the stars
? - Semotchka, I was amazed to apologize: Sho, cekcu will not
- Izzy, sho vie did you do, if they come to you? thieves and will be looking for money?
- Abram, I beg you ... I will laugh and seek with them ...
- You know, Monya was right old Einstein. Everything in this world is relative.
- What do you mean, Abrasha
? - I have to go, that the hundred dollars, which does not know my Sarochka, for me far more than the thousands that I gave it
<. - rosette, you did not rowan, Schaub insist on cognac. DRINK port and not to show off.
Odessa zoo.
- Dad, if the lion will break out of the cage and someone will eat me on what bus to go home
-? The Rebbe, and what is the brain drain?
- In your case, Sam, it's runny nose
-! O Lord, what a fool I was, going to marry you
! - Little Sophie, I still was so fascinated by you, Shaw did not even notice ...
- You know, Fima I kept looking for the meaning of life and I can not find it.
- And in the refrigerator no
? - No
. - So, we drank yesterday
-! Rabinovich, how you live
? - Whether life is beautiful, whether I a masochist ...
- Hello, Yosya? This is Celia. Now you can talk?
- Yes, I can ...
- Then listen to ...
- Oh, your Abramchik face - the spitting image of dad
! - It's not scary, it would be healthy
-! Boris, why do you have in your car smells so bad
- What do you want, 120 horses
-! Rosette, and you love her Yasha
? - Of course! How is it worse than others
-? Sam! Wee know Shaw is the positive emotions?
- And sho
? - It's the emotions that arise, if at all put
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