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New portion of the primary characteristics of the American kino.V trying to attract the attention of the audience, to recoup the budget and fill the cinemas kinodustrii representatives of the United States each year using a set of typical plot twists, shooting techniques and types. Over the period of American cinema kinoshtampov accumulated a lot, as evidenced by your numerous comments to the previous release on this topic.

This fact inspired the site to create a new collection of typical Hollywood creation. So, you see American movies, if:

Relationship heroes lovers come to a standstill, but there is always a bright child, who views the analyst, explained to them that they should be together.

Bullets or slightly wounded or cause instant death.

If you s ahodite at night in the house , in which someone certainly penetrated, in any case can not turn on the lights. Search supposed attacker in complete darkness, otherwise nothing!

Left a , the hero likes to talk to himself, while giving an nehily monologues, or share with your dog or cat's plans to life.

If children have a nanny , then it is necessarily "African-American", weighing a hundred kilograms.





If the time and the hope of salvation is not , the hero is obliged to:
- Hug his woman;
- I tell you how much he loves her;
- To hear her answer;
- Ask to protect themselves, children, do not lose faith, promised to return for dinner.
- Kiss. ​​
- Departed 2-3 pitch to turn around and throw a last loving look.

During the funeral, always the rain , and decent, and often the protagonist is one of the grave with an umbrella.





Dream every American schoolgirl - to become the queen of the ball. This is the purpose of life and the meaning of life, what will happen to her life is not so important.

If suicide the darkest night on the outskirts of the city got to the window , to settle accounts with life, then from a nearby window once there the police or a psychologist with the request not to do so and provides suicide smoke

Every American School is bound to have a blonde-bitch cheerleader, 2-3 podruzhkami- "maids of honor" and the boyfriend of the football team.

If character bought a hot dog or a burger, it'll never finish it. Most likely throw in the trash.





For the youth parties , which are held on the occasion that left someone's parents, going to an incredible number of people of the same age, happily dancing to any music, drinking beer through a funnel, wishing be sure to smash home the trash, etc., etc.

gun , which you have set over the temple sacrifices, is not to say about the seriousness of your intentions. To believe you - you need to cock.

When the robbery bank , the mask only need to run from the van to the door of the bank. When you go inside - the mask can be removed. Do not worry that you can see. So everyone is doing.

All Russian , when they drink, cry with an accent: "To your health!". Russian never refer to each other by pet names - Russia has no Vanya, and Dim, but Ivana and Dmitry ...

Cool police always divorced does not like bosses, neighbors hate, despise early in the film's wife and daughter, which in the end he will save.





Best baby gift - a baseball glove.

The disaster movie (tsunamis, meteorites, icebergs, attacked by aliens) Most went to the Statue of Liberty.

Sports team , consisting of pests and zadrotov may in the course of the film to overcome their differences and begin a small-town win the championship thanks to the new coach. At the end of their dishonest attempt to beat the current champions of the (invariably hurting the best players), but the characters still tense and win.

When drive You can not look at the road.

The best critical moment the machine can not start (and the closer the villain, the worse). But at the last moment, she did start. To expedite the process, you can ask for in a good car, and then it is precisely zavedet.





Manage locomotive can either
police need only , to give (whatever the weather) happy heroes for the blanket in the box (they each staffed by a police car).

Woman the first time in my life picks up a gun , to the villain dead on accurate shot in the forehead, perfect it.

Fridge main character or is packed full of food , or ziyayusche empty. Required attribute - pack of beer or Coca - Cola.

Seeing doroguschy high-tech machine , developed by the US government, the main character has to say: "So that's where the money of taxpayers».

If character gets to the hospital in serious condition, it is required to have to pull out of clinical death with such phrases as: "We're losing him!" and "Give me a defibrillator!" .









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